composer for film/tv/video games. pay-per-view acid crew. member: @wonderbars & @RnDnBass. founder: @mindbrainmusic. maintainer: redis-store. he/him/dat boi

Joined June 2007
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another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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elon please put trump in one of these you will be a hero i promise
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Two have already been sold to tiger woods
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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shoutout to Ron Torbert for not noticing the jaguars SNAPPED THE BALL AFTER THE FUCKING CLOCK RAN OUT and then GAVE THEM ANOTHER SECOND just so one of our players could get injured. great job you fucking moron. @NFL
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this account about to get banned so before it does i’d like to wish everyone into AI music a wonderful fuck you
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A WIP caller compared Jalen Hurts' progression to Luke Skywalker becoming a Jedi Knight: "Luke was an up-and-comer, but he had Han Solo, Chewbacca, a team around him... By the time he went to Jabba's cave with that hoodie on, he was the man."
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DM me to find out where i’m DJing in philly on saturday september 26th
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this was my uncle jeff, RIP buddy i'm gonna miss you... 🫡
Sad news to report. You may not know the name, Jeff Scott. But you should. He's the man who once wrote the script for 450 consecutive episodes of the legendary This Week in Baseball - and so much more. He passed away over the weekend. Read more about his memorable baseball life here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_S…
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“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it."
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good luck trying to listen to the field of dreams game because @netflix refuses to call the ballgame
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NOBODY CALLIN TWITTER “X” BRO THAT SHIT IS HISTORICALLY CORNY😭😭😭
3 years ago today, Twitter rebranded to X.
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🇺🇦 Tom Phoolery 🟦 retweeted
Saw The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm As many know, I value cinematic accuracy. Some complain about its “Woke” casting. But Christopher Nolan’s choice to have actors speak English rather than authentic Ancient Greek in original dactylic hexameter is what I found to be most incredulous.
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how come @Shanemgillis is in the old technicolor poster?
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it's actually bullshit that @Spotify doesn't let me listen to magnolia shorty anymore. i'm sure there are dumbass royalty reasons why that can't happen, but good news is on the horizon. stay tuned to this channel for more updates. artists WILL be able to own their music again.
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The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual
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not a lot of people know this, but 1990 is when Disney researched the "Giant Garden Theming" in Roller Coaster Tycoon 2.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Movie Set Adventure as seen at Disney-MGM Studios / Disney Hollywood Studios from 1990-2016
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Nice to see a woman finish early for once
RONDA ROUSEY SUBMITS GINA CARANO VIA ARMBAR IN 17 SECONDS #RouseyCarano
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if i were rewriting a program in rust i’d probably start with a “dirty” merge like this and use the compiler as my TODO list for eventual release. once all the unsafe code is cleaned up, the rewrite is complete. this wasn’t released to customers so idk what everyone’s problem is
fully clauded 1 million line PR merged directly into main, what could possibly go wrong
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