Principal Scientist, Adobe Experience Cloud
Alpine, UT
Joined July 2007
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Trent Davies retweeted
A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
Great article from @atanase on how we in @AdobeExpCloud are leveraging Spark and Scala to create great experiences for our customers from big data. link.medium.com/y4CsxKy5HR
Trent Davies retweeted
I usually spend quite a bit explaining what I do related to big data @Adobe. Now thanks to @trenton I can point folks to his article medium.com/adobetech/experie…
"So… do you work on Photoshop?" This is the first question I get when I explain that I'm an engineer at Adobe. Here's a brief description of the overall architecture and scale of the @AdobeExpCloud:
medium.com/adobetech/experie…
Beautiful morning golfing with ericbdavies @ South Mountain Golf Club instagram.com/p/7QHR78qvwd/ – at Draper, UT
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My daughter Caryse at Oceanside Beach. @ Oceanside Beach instagram.com/p/6bA05zqvyQ/ – at Oregon, USA
The alpine loop this morning. Beautiful day. @ Alpine Loop - Uinta National Forest instagram.com/p/5kMXhrqv1m/ – at Utah, USA
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My kids are enjoying the opportunity to create today on the adobe campus #adobelife @ Adobe Systems instagram.com/p/5PwqE_Kv_T/ – at Lehi, UT
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I am literally hearing "literally" used more often than the literal definition of "literally" warrants.
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@RandyTayler but I didn't tell you what the denominator was! I might mean 5/15 stars, so there really is plenty of suspense left.
@RandyTayler I fully support anything that helps incite the mob mentality of the internet.