@tory

These tweets are just like, well, you know, my opinion, man.

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpOct 3
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
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This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval. pbs.org/newshour/polit… washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
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Kirkland/@Costco hits on everything except their bacon. Feels like chewing on a never ending piece of flavorless fat.
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dots demo. Now... with better WiFi.
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Daisy
@DaizyZeeXSep 28
Someone told me I shouldn’t help spread pictures of the Cornell 7 guys, because it might destroy their lives. Sweetie, that’s what I’m counting on.
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1/15 SCOOP: Trump’s “Super Intelligence” Scandal: I believe Trump’s “SI” Executive Order was ANOTHER criminal plot to enrich the Trump family. Insiders seem to have profited MILLIONS off of .si domain names before his Truth Social posts.
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Jesus christ we're about to outsource our brains entirely aren’t we
OpenAI
@OpenAISep 29
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Who are these people who are so helpless they need little AI teletubbies to send emails and call restaurants
OpenAI
@OpenAISep 29
Introducing dots, powered by GPT-6 Astra. Remarkably capable, always-on agents built to handle everything.
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Trump and his friends at the state dinner for China. A government of, by and for the billionaire class.
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Well done, America. We have reached the bottom.
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The opposition to the Protect College Sports Act seems to be getting stronger. Will it be enough to prevent its passage?
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I’m a single issue voter, with the one issue being that I fucking hate your dog @KirkHerbstreit
Mississippi Today@MSTODAYnewsSep 18
ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit comments on Ted Cruz’s controversial appearance on "College GameDay." Cruz appeared as a guest speaker on Sept. 12, where he promoted The Protect College Sports Act. The promotion drew criticism — with viewers pointing to a lack of an opposing viewpoint.
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Turns out, everything right wingers told you about Zohran was a lie.
Democrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverSep 11
🚨 Zohran Mamdani was the only senior official to stay until the end of the 9/11 memorial ceremony.
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Here are AOC and Mamdani laughing at the 9/11 event:
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1.4M views in less than 24 hours. Joe is cooked youtu.be/wn9pQb4ukBo?is=m7Nl…

How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and Depravity

We continue our exploratory investigation into the depths of the co...

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can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon
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Henderson has 4-hit game from 5-hole in Orioles’ 6-5 win over Rays dlvr.it/TV1qRN #Orioles

Henderson has 4-hit game from 5-hole in Orioles' 6-5 win over Rays - BaltimoreBaseball.com

The last time the Orioles played at Tropicana Field they were swept in three games. On May 20th, they allowed four runs in the bottom of the eighth, blowing a 3-1 lead. That 5-3 loss to the Tampa Bay...

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Jedi
@dhe3gJun 26
I need this man to be president
Redd
@ReddCinemaJun 26
Zohran Mamdani forced Jeff Bezos to pay $9 million dollars in unpaid fines for harming NYC’s air quality 👀
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We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike. America First.
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Jenni
@hashjenniJun 12
Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare
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