@tomallencomedy

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I’m delighted to announce I’ve written a novel! It’s called Common Decency and it’s my love letter to suburbia. It’s taken two years to write and it’s out in March. Pre order here: lnk.to/commondecency
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“I’ve started living the life of an 83-year-old woman in the 1950s” Comedian Tom Allen says the “world would be a better place” if everyone spends time in the garden. He’s bringing both his sharp wit and even sharper suits outdoors with a brand new ‘Pottering’ podcast. @tomallencomedy | @MrDanWalker
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Ahem…Exciting news! I have a new (visualised) podcast coming out this Thursday! I've been having wonderful chats with a selection of superb guests... Available wherever you get your podcasts and also on Youtube la la la
Tom tending his bow tie stood in a square of flowers and plants under the title, Pottering.

ALT Tom tending his bow tie stood in a square of flowers and plants under the title, Pottering.

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As it's Christmas and our last show of the year, we thought we'd serve up an extra slice of humour with a visit to Tom Allen's garden. Join Arit as she drops by for a chat this Friday at 8pm on @BBCTwo or afterwards on @BBCiPlayer 😊 #GardenersWorld #Gardening #FlowersOnFriday
Tom Allen at home in his garden with Arit Anderson

ALT Tom Allen at home in his garden with Arit Anderson

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🌟 We invite you to be part of our audience! If you have a masterpiece or mishap bake for @tomallencomedy to appraise, contact [email protected] #GBBO
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Love, sweet love. It is indeed what the world needs now. A heartfelt thank you to all players of @peoplespostcodelottery. £1.4 billion raised for charities and good causes is a lot of love for those in need ❤️ #Paidpartnership
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Come back for seconds... An Extra Slice starts Thursday 26th September at 8pm on Channel 4, airing Thursdays each week. #GBBO @tomallencomedy
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Thrilled to be part of the latest advert by @eurostar, celebrating @teamGB and @ParalympicsGB heading to the Paris 2024 Olympic Games (on the Eurostar, of course). It’s a partnership made in heaven. Both love training.
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Tom Allen on Virgin Radio 10am-1pm 🎧✨ Spend your Sunday Morning with @tomallencomedy on @VirginRadioUK for some side-splitting fun and good tunes.
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For the @VirginRadioUK show this week I’m talking about putting piping on upholstery - is it a necessity? Also pillows - mine keeps rolling up in the night. I’ve got a soft feather one. And a firmer one underneath is this correct?? Let me know!
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.@TomAllenComedy does not do confrontation, but his dad does. 🎥: "Tom Allen: Absolutely Live”, premiering on 800PGM YT tonight at 7pm CT!
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Green fingered Tom Allen responds to YOUR requests for HELP in the garden 🧑‍🌾 If you need any Top Tips from @tomallencomedy, get in touch via WhatsApp Sundays from 10am⤵️ 📲 +44 333 00 333 00 wa.me/443330033300 Watch the full video: youtu.be/hYacW-vr6aM #VirginRadioUK
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Join us for a night of laughter & support as @tomallencomedy & friends take the stage at the Churchill Theatre Bromley, in aid of St. Christopher's 🎭 Tickets on sale now and selling fast – don't miss out on an unforgettable evening for a great cause! 👏 bit.ly/3JjjvzG
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Peter Tatchell
@PeterTatchell28 Mar 2024
MUST WATCH! #BigGayWeddingWithTomAllen on @ BBCiPlayer It marks 10th anniversary of LGBT+ marriage in UK. A serious documentary but part comedy thanks to wit of @tomallencomedy. So many great gags! Hilarious! Rare footage of 1st challenge to gay marriage ban by OutRage! (1992)
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It’s tonight! 9pm BBC One.
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My first documentary! Proud to share with you a celebration of ten years of gay marriage (garage). It’s a story of hard work, big change and hope. My Big Gay Wedding, Wednesday at 9pm on BBC One and iPlayer.
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Angela Scanlon just can't get enough of Tom Allen's 'fantastic' head 🧑‍🦲✨ Listen to Tom Allen on Virgin Radio UK every Sunday from 12.30pm 📻 @AngelaScanlon @tomallencomedy #TomAllen #VirginRadioUK
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The Apprentice: You're Fired! 📺☎️ @tomallencomedy is joined by another fired candidate alongside a panel of special guest fans to take a look at the week’s task... Budapest Tourism 🗺️
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Tonight!!
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If anyone can defeat the fearsome #WheelofFortune it's @tomallencomedy... we think? Find out tomorrow night at 6pm on @itv 1! @itvx @grahnort #wheeloffortuneUK #itv #celebrity #friday #weekend #GrahamNorton
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Graham Norton might be done for the afternoon but you’re in safe hands with Tom Allen 📻 Drop him a message on WhatsApp and let him know your Sunday plans ⤵️ 📲 +44 333 00 333 00 🤳 wa.me/443330033300 @tomallencomedy #grahamnorton #virginradiouk
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