If you think there's nothing to eat, think of what the items you see are actually used for to get creative ideas on how to consume them
If there's a universe for every possibility then there must be once where machines run on children's tears
Parent spazzes at me then tells me "don't get upset" like my mood is unrelated to the situation and a personal attack on her -.- ... Wtf
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
It's just so terribad... how can people not laugh at that?