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The man who has read a thousand books has lived a thousand and one lives – at Temecula, CA
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Hello good morning here’s a video of my dog grinning at me because she’s just that cute. 10/10 good doggo cuteness? @dog_rates
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When a woman says 5 minutes, think like 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter and both teams have all of their timeouts.
Get your cousin fucking lookin ass outta here and don’t hate this woman cause you wish you could get her
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When your pitcher gives up a 2 run shot off a changup when you called for a fastball.
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Girls with no job will put a pic of an iced coffee on their story at noon and caption it “much needed” as if they didn’t wake up at 11.
They’re tater tots you uncultured swine – at Nebraska, USA
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Stop calling busy friends fake.. we’re not 17 anymore. People have responsibilities, priorities change even if we don’t want em to 💯
Quit yelling – at Nebraska, USA
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The grain markets traded their all time highs in the summer of 2012
That’s the same summer Florida Georgia Line released their first song
It’s been all down hill ever since
If you’re not seeing the connection, your head is in the sand
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terrible profit margins
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