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Em(ily)

@thedivinemissem

I'm only on here when I get bored of other social media
Joined February 2016
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If your man ever says foreplay isn't important, push him down a water slide without any water on it and then see if his answer changes. – at Easthampton, MA
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I’m being completely fucking rational. -Me, being completely fucking irrational
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Live, laugh, eat pussy.
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Day 5 of quarantine. Haven’t worn a bra in 4 months
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Celebrities save the day!!
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I now will only be referred to as an aging emo kid when speaking about my age. That is all.
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@nypost31 Jan 2020
Aging emo kids flood Ticketmaster for My Chemical Romance reunion trib.al/CH94xnB
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🎀@_lizl020 Jun 2019
Men do this against your cheeks when y’all cuddled to let you know he wants to fuck
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raccoon@elfdaddyy9 May 2019
men shouldn’t be allowed to masturbate bc they’re throwing away thousands of tiny little babies every time :( those sperm could one day cure cancers:( imagine if u were a sperm and u never got to live:((((!!1!1!
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At this point with my stomach if I could just get it removed that would be cool – at West Valley City, UT
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DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS
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🐻 & 🐐
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ian@ianisuglyyy26 Jan 2019
my cells during mitosis
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RT if you would watch a netflix documentary telling the full story of how fuckjerry built a multimillion dollar career off stealing other people’s content
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