@thatchrispost

Boston Comic and host of “Stuck And Poke”, the podcast for Tattoo stories gone off the rails: https://xitter.cf/t.co/L1Wa0NFnzE

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Joined March 2014
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Spotify: you mostly listen to Dio and Patton Oswalt. Me: I have a girlfriend, you just don’t know her.
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The Horror…
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Cancelled my afternoon, gotta follow this guy to see where he ends up.
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I just got flipped off by a 90 y/o. Shows on the Cape are fun.
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Hahahaha this is like the saddest looking open mic set list ever.
Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
@FmrRepMTG9 Aug 2022
My preferred pronouns are: Impeach/Biden Purge/DOJ Defund/FBI Fire/Fauci Abolish/ATF Close/The/Border Only/Two/Genders Put/Prayer/Back/In/School No/Men/In/Women’s/Anything Ban/Drag/Queen/Story-time Stop/Gender/Affirming/Care/On/Kids Bring/Back/American/Energy America/First
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Hey I'm headlining at @nicksboston this Saturday night! Be there, 8PM: ci.ovationtix.com/35645/prod…
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Had the most original heckler this week, because they tried to steal my dinner while I was onstage.
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My dad just yelled at another dad for trying to cut him in line at a Chinese buffet. I’ve never admired him more.
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My new barber gave me some weed as a thank you for being a new client. The haircut blows, but you gotta pick your battles.
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Fun time of year where you're not sure if the lethargic energy is depression or allergies.
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My friend dyed the cocaine green for St Paddy’s one year and some guy refused to snort due to “allergy concerns.”
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Me: the bar where I do my show has been sold, every week could be the last show. Other Comic: Bummer, so any room this week?
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It's sad going to a Newbury Comics in a mall. The cashier looks like he gets his Bad Brains shirt dry-cleaned.
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Prototype for my new business “Shot coozies for antidepressants.”
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Michelob consistently finds ways to make drinking look not fun.
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When you leave your notebook of premises open at home and your GF finds it.
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I’m gonna be real chill this year.* *emails a booker my avails on their birthday.
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Dry January is showing me how many comics can be caring and kind at shows, and it’s rather insufferable.
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The closest I’ll get to a vacation this year is switching my Nicotine gum flavor to Tropical Fruit.
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These two cancel each other out, so I give up.
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Meditation taught me about balance in life. Like when you spend the $25 you were paid for the gig on the ticket you received parking at it.
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