I write music as @quadrantdnb and program for @splice.

Seattle, WA
Joined February 2007
Be the person who’s glad they hired Sue, not the person who wishes they’d hired Sue.
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Omg thank you so much @saucelabs for this amazing care package! Kiddo is going to be thrilled ❤️❤️❤️
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📣 I'm hiring two front end folks for our team/Core Experiences at Splice: boards.greenhouse.io/splice/… 💌DMs open if you have any questions about the role, or working at Splice in general
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[son sets my brothers up on dates] Me: do you want aunts? Because this is how you get aunts!
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This is the only acceptable use for gherkin
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Leigh Caplan retweeted
Experiencing a little wake up call w/ work at the moment. Need a mid-level dev? 6+ years ecomm - with Ruby on Rails, SFCC (No SFCC jobs plz), VueJs, NuxtJS, Express, AWS (Lambda, EC2, RDS). Good at making sense of ugly code bases/bug fixing & making them less ugly.
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TFW pre-cleaning gives you super bad dust allergies
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You should Hire @brennx0r
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yes, that’s a ‘startup’
Is there a word for when you make a piece of software that probably isn't really ready for production use, then forget about it, then someone comes along and builds a critical production system on top of it without asking?
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Waiting for Biden to roll back the final season of GoT by executive order. – at Mid Beacon Hill, Seattle
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Trump Impeachment: Tokyo Drift – at Mid Beacon Hill, Seattle
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broke: C programming woke: C shanties bespoke: keeping Rust at bay
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Leigh Caplan retweeted
Donald Trump Netflix 🤝 losing The Office
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This is like congratulating the lava for killing Sauron. – at Mid Beacon Hill, Seattle
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This Duck Dynasty/Veep crossover sucks. – at Mid Beacon Hill, Seattle
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My schaden? Freude. – at Mid Beacon Hill, Seattle
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But now she’s waiting tables ‘cause there’s bills to pay – at Mid Beacon Hill, Seattle
Can't make this up: "In a recent civil fraud case, attorneys for the state of North Dakota said that Maras-Lindeman falsely claimed to be a medical doctor and to have both a PhD and an MBA."
There we go – at Mid Beacon Hill, Seattle
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