Dudes think they are being the sneaky.

I love how my girl is like “are you freaking kidding me?”

…. What a strange holo statue

Are you sure you wanna do this, my dude?

Dude just looking for his buddy and… that’s a funny option to have as a girl when he’s talking about a guy.

I can’t explain why I still find passive enjoyment from playing Division 2… I been running into bugs left and right like I’ve been stuck perpetually “in combat” status… yay….oh well…

I’m here to stop a kidnapping but it looks like I just tracked down someone lookin for some alien nookie.

Wha? I’m not…

Yo… what that throat hole do?

[evil laughter intensifies]

I pick option C: You become my Skell’s rifle suppressor.

Ahhhh dude brought a Skell. How cute.

I can’t say I didn’t see this coming…

Dude talked a massive load of crap to get wrecked like this

Earned new uniform and it’s ugly color!

It’s crazy you can partner up with big chap

I unlocked feature!

Guess what

Lost all the Skells because a damn level 52 rolled overhead and one hit everyone… while I was approaching a quest item in a level 25 quest… definitely a game I can’t seem to stop playing even when it’s 90% bullshit like this…