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was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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congratulations jalen hurts on your new ownership of the NFL
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He’s a 28 year old man who could’ve died. BILATERAL (BOTH LUNGS) pulmonary embolisms.
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When Megan turned around I almost jumped through my phone #VSFashionShow
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
This exactly why she put her career before Jay z she be fully bussing a nutt off pure adrenaline and stage highs!
Me immediately after getting my coochie ate 🤭
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
letting the man who broke your family up hold the baby you made with the man who replaced him is a different level of LICK BACK 😭 oh Catherine come get your Baddie Chain
Austin McBroom shares a wholesome moment with his ex-wife Catherine Paiz and her new husband Igor’s newborn daughter ❤️
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First Ulta and Jontavius Corinthians Penny's is having stylist on staff????
The Girls said fuck those rude ass Stylists… JC Penny’s is the new hot spot!
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
They said when black people be on time it means they not staying long 😭😭😭😭
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
She got engaged and didn’t even tell me. I found out on Instagram. 💔
My best friend of 14 years after she got a boyfriend six months ago
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
Any variation of “They’ll put/build _____ in your ass” is hilarious to me lmaoo
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
So the lady didnt get the bride technique or products. She got the regular. Whats the issue
The reason why there is a markup is because makeup artist use certain products and techniques for brides. The same way TV makeup needs certain techniques to show up on camera correctly. There’s extra step for prep on wedding days. Normally at a makeup appointment you come with your face clean, but on wedding days, the MUA will clean it for you and do your facial and even trim your eyebrows. Why is this not common sense?
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
Replying to @wiIIwyd
Yall so mean it’s very concerning. 0 empathy
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
To the boy that got hit I got the screen recording if you didn’t get it before they deleted take it straight to the police department
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
Im glad hes pressing charges instead of fighting back because you Zeus gorillas need to experience legal consequences.
After laughing at his friend for assaulting this Young man in the club.… Thid X user ‘crodile yang’ had to delete the video after all the backlash he’s receiving 👀
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
Just in: Sacramento Kings guard Ben Simmons is believed to have sustained a torn Achilles tendon at practice Sunday, sources tell ESPN. A suspected season-ending injury for Simmons after rejuvenated and impressive training camp and preseason performances.
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
Ben Simmons dropped a documentary about his return to the NBA and tore his Achilles the same day. 💔
Ben Simmons returning to the NBA is showing you never give up on the game you love 🙌 Stream "Being Ben" on the ESPN App and Disney+
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
Steph Curry limps off the court at open practice and he just went back to the locker room @NBCSWarriors Real quiet in here now
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
sent my xrays to my friend bc she wanted to see how full of poop i was and she fucking put them into chatgpt for literally no reason. she sent me my diagnoses back like i didn't have a full set of doctor's notes i already read over. im actually fuming
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Lesbian Jezebel Spirit retweeted
when i pull the comforter over me and hear my glasses flying across the room.
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Brother in law used chat gpt to book my niece’s birthday party and we showed up today and there’s no party
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