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Are they attractive or are they just holding an instrument

Yeah he seems chill (I dreamed he cooked me pancakes) we’ve had a couple conversations (I watched all the movies on his letterboxd)

OMG I was passing this woman in the street and she goes “people that go to Glastonbury have to be in a cult or something, they act like it’s heaven on earth? Like have you ever been to primark?” I LOVE HER

I don’t have a nose ring but I identify as someone that does

My mum told my grandma that my brother is gay and she said “I don’t care what he does but I’m not watching that Ru Paul” 💀

The discourse is exhausting

I am deathly afraid

You don’t have to be attractive you just have to be a barista

I didn’t even want a drink a just wanted something to do with my hands

What a beautiful day to post some drafts

Crumbs in the bed is a lifestyle

I got this call a year after uni and they asked me “on a scale of 1-10 how meaningful is your life” 💀

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s scratch the fck outa my healing tattoo

We have all once been humbled by a biro

Haha I do that

going on a hinge date and the thought of queueing for wagamama is actually cringey enough for me to cancel I literally don't think I'm strong enough

when i die i want my tombstone to read she slayed the universe until the universe slayed her

somewhat spiritual connection to the number 12 bus

I am literally citing a furry website called ‘furscience’ in my masters thesis I’m so embarrassed but also slay