Strange Donuts

Just saw a couple in a grey Nissan smoking cigs with the windows rolled up and I can’t understand why it made me so happy for them.

Pumpkin spiced plan b pills

Kids are getting drinks from the water hose for Halloween this year at my house. The candy is too high.

I’d let Fred Bird smash if I was drinking

If the moon is real, she’s really got her tiddies out rn.

I used to use gratitude as a weapon against myself like “why can’t you just be grateful you piece of shit” It’s ok to recognize things are hard or sad and have still gives thanks. Having gratitude doesn’t always mean feeling grateful.

Americas center smells like straight Marlboro reds rn

Here it is

We’re opening a new concept at the city foundry this spring called BONER FARM.

Eat an entire pumpkin

Halloween should be the third Saturday of October

“When you say to the universe you wish for something be ready for life to respond, oh yeah how bad do you want it. Then be ready to fight” -My flower friend in New York

I forgot how to do twitter. There’s a whole lotta life out here to live and I’ve felt like I was spending too much time on social media and it was changing the way I see the world and I just can’t pay that price. People are mostly good and similar. This isn’t real life.

Palentines day

Best halftime show I’ve ever seen

Corey Smale and "Todd from Santa Barbara" | Interview | STL Up Late youtu.be/KL9IN6y4o5Q via @YouTube miss my dude and doing fun things

At a fish fry in Turks and Caicos with lil baby and Lebron. This sentence has never existed.

What makes a good dad?

Open until 10pm on Friday and Saturday now

“Put the lime in the coconut hold the egg no cream please sir I’m vegan” “sure no problem”