Hi @scotiabank, did you know after going through all your ridiculous menu options that don’t understand the purpose of my call that your staff just hang up? I love wasting time.

More diversity in book publishing!

Found a new apartment in cremorne! Now needs furniture...

fails to update this status stuff regularly...

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is dropping out of school to become a ballroom dance instructor

is excited only one more sleep til st patricks day!

is wishing he had his mullet again

Whoa! Send me back to my time so I can be with my kind, forever outside the stadium

jammin with sax man

is balancin' the budget

Is the proud owner of a new ugly sweater

Is awesome