Has Judge Edward Davila put in a call to ex-judge Aaron Persky for advice yet? How low will he go?

Trying to rename TraitorGate as SpyGate, doesn't make TraitorGate any less traitorous. @realDonaldTrump

Trump is proof positive that if you can't perform, you have to pull out early. #parisaccords #ParisAgreement #parisclimateagreement

It's time for my yearly tweet.

Unconstitutionality is a thing. You can't have law and order if you don't base it on the constitution. #debatenight

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh--CUT TAXES!!!!!!!!

Wow. Trumpy is incoherent.

Anne Meara was an amazing comedienne. Spent a lot of time as a kid laughing because of her great gifts. Deeply saddened by her passing.

The difference between Arkansas and Indiana is: No one expected better of Arkansas. #ReligiousFreedomRestorationAct #ReligiousFreedom

Rudy Giuliani sure loves wearing coats. Probably because he still hates drafts. #RudyLove

Putting Jack Black on stage doesn't count. #OscarsSoWhite

Nationwide's next big ad will about colonoscopies, and is scheduled to play during Thanksgiving dinner. #nationwidecommercial

My heart is broken but my pen is not. #JeSuisCharlie

I know you are just selling soda pop. But that was a nice ad. #coke

Since when does dismantling the social safety net make good policy? It might make for good theater - but is bad politics.

This is a good day to have a good day.

The Browning BPS is replacing the Benelli Nova as my favorite pump.

Nothing worse that missing the Charlie Brown Christmas special. Boo!