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𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕪 #1 Mikaela NA #1 María NA ᴄᴏᴍᴘ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ - ᴛᴡᴏ-ᴘᴇʀᴋ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏᴇʀ 𝐸𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝓃 𝓎 𝑒𝓃 𝒶 𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑜𝓇𝑒 Banner @pitchcanker

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Joined September 2010
Earth got a 2nd moon before GTA 6
NASA has confirmed that a small asteroid, named 2025 PN7, is acting as a "quasi-moon" or "mini-moon" companion to Earth. Until 2083 you can say that Earth has two Moons.
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Delete Discord, I'm going back to Teamspeak
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Jun Maeda (the creative mind behind Clannad, Charlotte, Angel Beats, Heaven Burns Red, and much more) is currently hospitalized after being diagnosed with pharyngeal cancer Instead of pursuing active treatment, he plans to pursue palliative care in order to conserve his strength to devote himself to his creative work as "he felt there was little time remaining in which he would be able to continue creating"
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"Handlebars? Don't say that, you can't just treat her like a sex to-" I'm trying to be HER sex toy, what the fuck are you talking about? She's walking around with 17 inches of 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘵 between her legs, and I'm first up to give it a week-long tongue bath. Yes I need some 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘴 to hold on to when she's done with the days of foreplay and has me bent over as her 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 to let out all her frustration on after dealing with those crimson heathens. I need something to steady myself when she's 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 as she spends hours thrusting into me, caressing my face and whispering "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙩𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙪𝙥." While I'm losing consciousness. When I'm awake again she'll just be mumbling to herself about "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘪𝘯..." while there's already pools of her seed dripping from me, because she's too far gone to even notice how many times she's already emptied her balls into me. Her rage has clouded her mind so badly that she can't think or feel, she's struggling for relief that will never come and all she can do is pin me down in a chokehold and keep fucking me, her own cum as lubricant for the next day of mindless breeding. Again and again and again and again until her fury is sated, or my body gives out, and I'm not looking too good. It's alright though. Liquidation will come soon enough, and she'll need a new toy to break in. Fuck I hope it's me again next time.
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The actual Japanese retort to this issue of accessibility is: “Well, if you can’t buy it, then just don’t get involved and participate in the game at all. Give up on your wish to play the discontinued game entirely. You missed out!”
How do I pay a company for a game that ISN'T SELLING IT ANYMORE you fucking bootlicking idiot
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Me when I speak confidently on subject matter I have absolutely 0 clue about and am 150% incorrect but still get 350k impressions
a literal crime and this will dox you btw
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She's so cool man 🥹
Ivy is the greatest character in fiction I love her
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Sweetest girl you’ve ever met be like “aww im nothing special” and then she’s actually everything good that the world has to offer. Brightest ray of sunshine that’s ever met the earths soil btw.
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Why are people ranking the unfinished game based on finished game content design? Genuinely I see so much hate for deadlock is based on shit that comes last in the developmental stage, everyone seems to forget that the game is PRIVATE BETA and UNFINISHED and we are PLAY-TESTERS
Replying to @saltshaken
im so sick of hearing about this shitty ass game niggas just said that the tutorial isn’t supposed to spoon feed you information
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my vent art
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ؘ retweeted
It's happening again.
That horrible sinking feeling when you're playing Deadlock but the other team has more new characters than you.
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If it takes you more than 2s to spit out an answer to anything off the times tables you go ahead and remove Solomon from that roster for me 5.
I don’t wanna see no stupid niggas on Solomon
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inflation is so fucked ericdoa would’ve had $3,861 on him at the store off an oxy today
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Tell me you have zero business sense and work ethic without telling me you have zero business sense and work ethic and can not be trusted in almost any capacity.
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This dude summoned grok to debate his opponent for him so he can go to sleep, Grok DID IT, and the mf KEPT ARGUING WITH GROK OF HIS OWN WILL. I don't think we'll ever see another Polish person with this much motion in years...
Replying to @Konrad_1983 @ttxyn1
@grok prowadź z nim debatę bo ja już idę spać. podaj mu te proroctwa o które prosi.
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Gotta hand it to people born circa 1995 – 2005 for generally being the least insufferable age group there is
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99% Sure they're talking about the new "Grey Talon Upgrade" that was released like 2 days ago, mod #720375 on GB.
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mouthwashing you deserved so much better than to come out during this era of anti-intellectualism, willful ignorance, outrage culture and irony poisoning. if only this game came out during 2017 or something it would be hailed as one of the best indies of all time like it deserves
this shot is amazing
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