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🌈Sex-Positive Interactive Comedy night Featuring UK's best rising Comics with charity sex toy raffle & much more. Co-Founders & Hosts:❤@GinniaCheng & @LoloThom

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Joined October 2018
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Thank you everyone who came to Sex Standing Up. We raised over £100 for @EndLonelinessUK still doing final counts & thanks to @ShWomenstore for their continual support & donations. We all should touch ourselves. Once and a while.... Dildo? Maybe Dil-Don't.... #sextoys #SelfLove – at Bracknell, England
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This Saturday @TheAppleTreeLDN Tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/sex-standin… #comedy #sexy #standup
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Sex Standing Up Comedy is back Saturday 17th September @TheAppleTreeLDN with some amazing acts some that what been on TV innit Tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/sex-standin…
Sex Standing Up Comedy - BACK TO SCHOOL: SEX EDUCATION

Sex Standing Up Comedy - BACK TO SCHOOL: SEX EDUCATION

London's fav sex-themed comedy night is back with a bang! Sexy games, prizes & maybe even learn something along the way (but probably not)

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One Week To Go!! Sex Standing Up is back!! 7pm Thursday 5th August @TheBookClubEC2 Tix here: eventbrite.com/e/sex-standin… #sex #comedy #ThirstyThursday #LoveIsland
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Swansea Thompson@LoloThom28 Jul 2021
#LoveIsland
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Replying to @AlixFox
xitter.cf/sexstandingup/status/1… London most popular inclusive sex themed stand up
Sex Standing Up (@sexstandingup) profile pictureSex Standing Up@sexstandingup24 Jun 2021
We are back!! New Sex Standing Up Event: 5th August 7pm at the Book Club, Shoreditch if anyone fancies getting out the house? Plus sex toy raffle for charity....if you fancying staying in the house too...so.... Tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/sex-standin…
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Watching Sex/Life is the equivalent to having a sad wank.
We are back!! New Sex Standing Up Event: 5th August 7pm at the Book Club, Shoreditch if anyone fancies getting out the house? Plus sex toy raffle for charity....if you fancying staying in the house too...so.... Tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/sex-standin…
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Swansea Thompson@LoloThom21 May 2021
Yeah but still looks like a total massive dick though.
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@qikipedia21 May 2021
The average banana contains four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus and five times the vitamin A and iron of the average apple. (Image: Augustus Binu)
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Swansea Thompson@LoloThom14 May 2021
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@Natures_Voice help! The cat brought in a baby bird. What do we do?
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Swansea Thompson@LoloThom7 May 2021
Wow super impressed with Trump for his unwavering commitment to end abortion. I wonder how he'll do it... Will it be investing in sex education? Or helping to prevent unplanned pregnancies? Or will he stop fucking young girls...
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You think your dry spell in bad.... – at Hertford, East
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@qikipedia29 Apr 2021
One species of worm, Diploscapter pachys, has not had sex in about eighteen million years.
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Swansea Thompson@LoloThom22 Apr 2021
Soup is just a glorified dip. #hottakes
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Swansea Thompson@LoloThom12 Apr 2021
Can't wait to go shopping in highstreet shops to actually see and try on clothes. Then go home and buy it cheaper online. #april12th #FirstWorldProblems #shopsopen
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Carmen Ali@ca_af_2 Apr 2021
I hate to break it to you but: 1. If you watch porn that means you consume sex work 2. If you think watching porn is okay but wouldn't want your sister/mother/daughter/girlfriend doing it, then you have serious problems in how you view women
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Err...I think we might be forgetting sexual appetite...so there's sex...I mean six... – at Bracknell, England
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@qikipedia1 Apr 2021
Humans have five different appetites, rather than just one, in order to balance our intake of protein, carbs, fats, sodium and calcium.
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I just can't with this.... – at Bracknell, England
Swansea Thompson (@LoloThom) profile pictureSwansea Thompson@LoloThom25 Mar 2021
Just so much to unpack.... Education. Education. Education. #education #vaccination #sexeducation #COVIDIOTS
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Swansea Thompson@LoloThom25 Mar 2021
Great article by @ginniacheng When r we goin 2 start seein that these attacks, mistreatments & judgements are based in racism?& stop lying 2 ourselves.We need to start taking ownership of our actions collectively do work of dismantling racism #Atlanta flockmag.com/yes-this-is-rac…
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Bring back dry humping. – at Bracknell, England
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So why do they keep wanting to put it in our ass? – at Bracknell, England
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@qikipedia28 Feb 2021
The inside of your cheek is the same type of tissue and texture as a vagina.
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Bumble brag... – at Sawbridgeworth, East
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@qikipedia18 Feb 2021
Male bees ejaculate with such force that it is audible to human ears.
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