Content and communications consultant. Previously: GM, Barron’s x3, Roku, Brunswick Group, Forbes, Smart Money, The Industry Standard. Go Birds! Go Phils!

Palo Alto, California
Joined September 2007
According to GoodReads, Gen. George Armstrong Custer once said this: "Indians, Schmindians." Which just goes to show you that either Custer used to perform at Kutsher's, or someone is not minding the store @goodreads.
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Google Maps: Lake America. Apple Maps: Lake America. Really, Google and Apple? A pox on both your houses. Alternatives: Mapquest: Lake Ontario. OpenStreetMap: Lake Ontario mapquest.com/search/lake%20o…
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It's about freaking time.
Phillies have released Taijuan Walker in the final season of his four year, $72 million deal. He posted a 9.13 ERA in five games this year
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And let's give a shout out to mumps.
Congrats to measles for this one
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What He sayeth.
Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.
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Did GM crush Q3 earnings? Oh, yeah. We blew past estimates and raised full year guidance. We're now No. 2 in North America in EVs. We're crushing it in full-size trucks and SUVs. And the stock has hit the highest level since January 2022. Vroom. investor.gm.com/news-release… $GM @GM
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Today we're launching GM News, a brand new General Motors site to share news and announcements about our brands, technology, people, drivers, and history. Climb aboard. Buckle up. And sign up for our email list. It's going to be a great ride. news.gm.com/home.detail.html… @GM
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Something is wrong with @Strava.
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Time for an Uber Cruise. #IWorkatGM
Thrilled to welcome @Cruise to the @Uber platform, launching next year, as we take another big step adding AVs. 🤖♥️🚘More to come!
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Next week, I’ll join @GM as editor-in-chief, helping one of the cornerstone American manufacturing giants tell the story of the future of transportation. And away we go.
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Love this
Fox turns the clock back to 1954 for a half inning of the MLB game at Rickwood Field. ⚾️📺🎙️
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