I have poster syndrome.

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Joined January 2007
Twitter has taught me that I am like funny, not retweet funny.
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That’s Digger Nation we count those
Finally watched Digger: I think I hate it but every time I attempt to explain why I hate it I describe liking it. I’m not sure what’s happening here.
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sahil retweeted
europeans don't understand this is very common for american infrastructure
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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If you don't have an idea exactly like this ready to go if you ever meet a CBS exec, then I don't know what to tell you. Mine's one where barely reformed misanthrope Ebenezer 'Eb' Scrooge consults with the cops and works through victim's past, present, and future to solve murders
New look at ‘EINSTEIN’, starring Matthew Gray Gubler The series follows the great grandson of Albert Einstein whose bad-boy antics end up with him having to help a local police detective solve cases of the week.
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OPENAI to EMPLOYEES: You got no bitches before. Maybe you should question why that would change?
OPENAI to EMPLOYEES: If someone is trying to seduce you, first consider — could they be a spy??? OpenAI is warning its employees about honeypot spies and strangers with children in playgrounds ... a very fun one with @georgia_wells and @MeghanBobrowsky: wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-companies…
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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he did the thing
Trump: It's amazing. I can say the stupidest things, and you clap.
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21 year olds say the darnedest things.
my unobtainable lifelong dream is to marry ivanka trump
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I think Digger is the first movie I’ve seen that would be worse if it was better
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I was seated a bit towards the back right side of the theater (for my 7th watch lol)…… then I realized that the clock ticking sound during the first Emma scene was actually a sound of water dropping from the leaky ceiling of the theater… the sound was coming from back right corner of the theater with an ambient echo, as if I was actually seated in and watching this ‘rehearsal’ of Fossil Fools… Incredible sound work😵‍💫🪏
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Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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The US has been doing this in LatAm since time immemorial. Wtf is he talking about? He’s a historian?
Historian Tim Snyder compares what Trump is doing in Latin America to Soviet tactics in Eastern Europe after WWII: rig elections, apply threats, install the leadership you want. His description of Trump’s approach: “smash and grab.”
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The problem with Digger is that too many writers are too eager to pigeonhole it as a “climate change satire” when the film is really about the futility of satire when the powerful have already ruined the world.
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So more came out about this kid and it turns out none of his family had been killed in Iran. They all live stateside and have active social media. He has since changed his story to say "Well, all the people of Iran are my family"
Abdul El-Sayed can never, ever be a U.S. Senator. Take it from Iman, whose family fled from oppression in Iran to find freedom. He and his family deserve better than someone connected to the Muslim Brotherhood and Al-Qaeda. They deserve someone who stands up to the IRGC, not someone who defends it. Michigan deserves better.
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That’s the backstrap. Most tender cut of the pizza. It belongs to the hunter.
Pizza employee gets caught finessing slice from someone’s order [H/T: IG guysrunningfromcop]
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Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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With 54% of Michigan voters having never heard of him, Hasan Piker has no path to victory in the U.S. Senate race.
NYT/Siena poll | 9/15-9/22 LV (Michigan surveyed) Tell me whether you have a favorable opinion of Hasan Piker? ❌Unfavorable 34% ✅Favorable 6% Have not heard of 54%
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“IT’S TIME, ROBBY. IT’S TIME. THEY KNEW. AND THEY LET IT HAPPEN. TO LESBIANS. WITH LONG COVID.”
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As someone raised by tumblr (unfortunately), the covid conscious lesbian bar story is a lil disturbing bc I see my past behaviors in it. I was a self-righteous wokescold as a teen and as a young adult and I'm so happy I grew out of it. Sometimes my heart was in the right place and my passion was appropriate, but oftentimes I was just trying to justify my dislike for someone or something. I try to keep my online and irl spaces free of wokescolds and the only way to do it is to have a zero tolerance policy. Catering to wokescolds leads to a space dominated by them, and then normal people who are charitable in their interpretations and free of black and white thinking don't want to be there. And that sucks! You'll be surrounded by crusaders ready to ruin your life and paint you as an ultra ableist for not agreeing with their Steven Universe headcanons or something.
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