Leaving on a jet plane to sunny @barstoolchicago to film season 9 week 9 of @BSSAdvisors Finally over 500 on the show and on a 7-3-1 70% heater the last 3 weeks. Mortals on show have been trash so always room for improvement and fast. Thanksgiving edition is only 3 weeks away lfg
Great morning to you ready to roll. 4-3 night, 2-1 nfl best bets, Bears kick my ass as they put the nfl on notice they can legitimately win the Superbowl. Overall Run 61-30-1, NFL Run 35-13-1, CFB Run 22-4, Primetime run 17-7. Tonight 5 winners $55 with a 20,000 maximum best bet.
ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS WILL WIN MY MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY!
CHICAGO BEARS VS SEATTLE SEAHAWKS!
17-6 PRIMETIME RUN, 13-8 PRIMETTIME PARLAY RUN, 32-12-1 NFL RUN!
INCLUDES MY DOUBLE YOUR NET WORTH GAME OF THE YEAR!
WIN THE PARLAY PLUS MY BOOK!
MUST REPOST AND BE FOLLOWING ME TO WIN!
I WILL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:45PM EST!
TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON!
CONGRATULATIONS TO @KoulisisPa1146 FOR WINNING THE CONTEST!
BE ADVISED I HAVE ANOTHER CONTEST ON THURSDAY!
Thank you for joining me for weigh in Monday. Have not been anywhere this light since Oct of 2017 when I ran the nyc marathon. Have lost over 15 pounds in 6 weeks. The Mounjaro shot is a god givin miracle and the third greatest invention only behind air conditioning and VIAGRA. Zero exercise so all the people and pundits that say u have to exercise are so so dead wrong. What goes in your mouth is all that matters. Exercise for me was a way to constantly cheat and seemingly get away with it. One day, hour, second at a time putting one foot infront of another is how I am working it. Miss my marijuana and 10 cups of coffee, down to 3 cups, but just thinking about fried, binging, creamy foods gets me sick. Thank you for dealing with my glorious failures in my quest to look almost as good as @MatteoPipeJenks which i consider hands down the best looking physical specimen ever at @BarstoolSports ,by a hair over @_willcompton . I have so so much work to do but for today, VICTORY IS MINE. I cant love you more and exercise is just around the corner to help the process. May all your dreams come true, may everything you touch turn to gold. May your cock stay hard as steel, titanium, brick, to put in your significant others mouth, ass, vagina.
A career year needs so many things to go right. My relationship with god, family, friends, business associates, luck, breaks, determination, failure after failure never losing your enthusiasm. But I have found a cheat code and it is simply a great cup of coffee @StellaBlueCoff
Great morning to you ready to roll. 7-2 Sunday, 6-2 best bets, primetime parlay winner of Commanders and under. 8-3 Saturday 3-0 best bets. Now on an insane 17-6 nfl primetime run, 33-12-1 nfl run, 22-4 cfb run, 55-16 overall football run. Tonight double your net worth game of the year, 7 winners 3 best bets. College basketball opens today so my unprecedented career year gets only easier. Text me to save 80% off list price. My weigh in Monday was mind blowing. Everything in my life is turning up aces. I love you and god bless you.
PROMISES MADE PROMISES DELIVERED!
$20,000 BEST BET WINS WITH COMMANDERS -5.5!
CASH THE PARLAY WITH UNDER 40.5 IN PHI/WSH!
17-6 PRIMETIME RUN AND 13-8 PRIMETIME PARLAY RUN!
NFL RECORD IMPROVES TO 33-12-1!
TOMORROW I HAVE MY NFL DOUBLE YOUR NET WORTH GAME OF THE YEAR!
7 WINNERS WITH THREE BEST BETS!
BUY NOW!
USE THE LINK IN MY BIO TO PURCHASE!
Mounjaro Stu has nicely settled into my new forever Lifestyle. I can now fart with just air coming out my ass and no smells. Also my poops are very solid. There are no side affects at all. It took 6 weeks but I feel amazing. Physically, emotionally, spiritually, mentally have never been more positive and hopeful and felt better. No acid reflux, food goes down easy, never ever nauseous. So I am happy to report it am so so back and ready to roll. Will be eating Lotus Restaurant quite possibly every day for the rest of my life because its clean, healthy, tasty. I would from the bottom of my heart like to thank my family, close friends, fans, and especially my social media followers for encouraging me to stay the course. I love the world 🌎 ♥️ but I especially love you 😍
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NFL PRIMETIME RUN IS 16-6!
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Great morning to you ready to roll. Ended yesterday 8-3, 3-0 best bet sweep again, 100k North Carolina, 20ks Georgia and Usc, 22-4 cfb run now. Nfl just as impressive 16-6 primetime run, 26-10-1 nfl run. Today one and only 50,000 nfl game of the year, 9 winners 8 best bets, three 20,000 best bets, Barstool special three 10,000 best bets, Sunday night parlay. 2k for all, 250 for 8 winners 7 best bets. Stop the insanity of listening to yourself or clueless fraud handicappers. 44 years being #1 in the world. PAY ME!!!
PROMISES MADE PROMISES DELIVERED!
CFB $100,000 ALL-IN MAXIMUM BEST BET WINS WITH NORTH CAROLINA +14.5!
$20,000 ALL-IN MAXIMUM BEST BETS WIN WITH GEORGIA -11.5 AND USC +6.5!
TOMORROW I HAVE 9 NFL WINNERS WITH 8 BEST BETS!
BARSTOOL SPECIAL FOR $69!
SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY $99!
$250 FOR 8 NFL WITH 7 BEST BETS!
ALL 9 INCLUDING MY 50K BEST BET FOR $2,000!
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