@sQverma

Lapsed front-page editor. Pro: Public libraries, cryptic crosswords. Anti: Reply-all, people saying "chai tea." Will edit for cake.

Joined March 2010
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Fact: It's almost impossible to take someone seriously if they're holding a banana.
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If you're waiting for the 5pm news conference.. it hasn't started yet. The gov't gave media less than 60 minute's notice to scramble to Queen's Park.
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Concept: a concert tee but the back is just a list of every daycare sickness that came home juuust when you thought the household was finally clear.
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Nat@unfortunatalie8 Sep 2022
Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.
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Local bookshops are the best. Jaime and everyone else at @epic_books support all the weird seasons of life our reading lists reveal, with additional recommendations but without judgment.
🔅kara 🔆@spleen_bean9 Aug 2022
Ordered Jeanette McCurdy’s new memoir and The Fleabag Scriptures and received a wellness check from my local bookstore
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It’s the cloud elephant for me
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Rob@sirlovedrought7 Jul 2022
beyoncé said release your job and half of the uk government resigned
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“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.” A Wrinkle in Time
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April@ReignOfApril28 Mar 2022
Black people, what is the emergency Zoom link? Because we need to discuss en masse. This can’t wait for our monthly meeting. #Oscars
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Time to be movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
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Come for this superb tweet, stay for superlative comments.
Brianne M. Kohl@BrianneKohl18 Mar 2022
My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion. ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.
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Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill11 Mar 2022
Hi Ben, I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I'm holding up... ❤️- Mar🐫 xitter.cf/HamillHimself/status/1…
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RetroCrone@RetroCrone30 Jan 2022
To all teen girls: if you are ever being followed or hit ion by a strange man when you are in public, walk toward an older woman you see and say loudly, “Mom! A strange guy is hassling me. He won’t leave me alone.” Every one of us has been there. We will be there for you.
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Related: Shout out to people who make gin.
Ryan Reynolds
@VancityReynolds22 Jan 2022
Shout out to all the social media brand managers who live in a digital shit-storm each and every day in order to get the job done.
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Bruce gets it.
Ryan Reynolds
@VancityReynolds22 Jan 2022
Shout out to all the social media brand managers who live in a digital shit-storm each and every day in order to get the job done.
McMaster is closed today (Monday Jan. 17) due to inclement weather. All in-person and virtual classes and events scheduled for today are cancelled. Please stay warm and stay safe. #SnowDay ow.ly/AUMC50HvO7i

McMaster closed on Monday, January 17 due to inclement weather

McMaster is closed on Monday, January 17 due to a significant winter storm hitting Hamilton and much of southern Ontario. [...]Read More...

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Dr. Jennifer Kwan@jkwan_md16 Jan 2022
Big Weather says there’s a snowstorm coming, but have you gone outside to do your own research? There is no snow!🚫❄️ Wake up! #ONStorm
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Ouch. This is colder than any storm.
Toronto District School Board
@tdsb16 Jan 2022
Environment Canada has issued a Snowfall Warning for Toronto for overnight & tomorrow. If the decision is made to cancel buses & close schools to in-person learning, all schools will be moving to remote learning for the day. Read our latest update here - bit.ly/3KjzJrK
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Is there a more reliably gloomy choose-your-own-adventure than Dr. Google? Human: How do I make my hair shiny Google: Yeah, you’re gonna need to amputate the whole head. OR you could talk to a healthcare professional lol nerd.
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OK but what if I absolutely refuse to dehydrate orange freakin slices for decor?
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Gaurav
@MildlyClassic29 Nov 2021
The first thing Parag should do after taking over as CEO is change Twitter’s name to ‘Agarwal Tweets’
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