Reader, runner, baker, vegetarian cook, writer. Fremantle, Western Australia. I'm probably at the beach.

Joined May 2013
I’ve reached peak Twitter. I am never going to top this. – at Perth, Western Australia
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So if your wife puts on a strap on and violently sodomises you while you scream for her to stop, it’s fully consensual since you’re married right?
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Replying to @RealBababanaras
@grok is this real???😰
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I hope one day I'll find someone who believes in me like James McGrath believes in pre-polls.
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Spotted in Launceston today: a democracy sausage. A good sign it’s time to get out and vote yes! @yes23au
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I'm so glad that after a particularly fraught train trip to Edinburgh, my lovely friend @skatesteed made it to the launch of This Ragged Grace by @octaviabright_ and was able to give her the @LitFriction biscuits I made of Octavia and @PlittyC – at Perth, Western Australia
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Retweet if you’re really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really way, way more fucking worried about Nazis ATM than drag queens.
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We were lucky to be there. Thanks for coming!
PERTH! We did it! What a gorgeous audience, what a special gig. What a lucky old dog am I!
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Kicked off this year’s #fringeworld with an amazing show by @annapiperscott. Perth peeps, see her if you can.
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Here is my bid for Christmas number one. It’s festive and not at all political
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“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”
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29 December, 1928 Do you really love me? Much? Passionately, not reasonably? Virginia
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START YOUR DAY RIGHT: Last night my dear friend Antony McManus won A MILLION DOLLARS! Antony & his husband Ron have volunteered on the harrowing frontlines of LGBTQ advocacy for decades & given so much to queer community. I can’t even begin to describe how worthy this win is!🌈
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Replying to @vanOnselenP
Omg. Just stop.
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Dan Andrews makes the top 20 of the triple J hottest 100 and that there is everything we need to know about 2020 in Australia. 😂😂😂
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A lot of people on here having a go at Scott Morrison for taking another holiday, but they’re forgetting the PM changed a word in the anthem this week. The bloke deserves a break.
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Today Katy Perry helps us fight stage 4 #lockdown blues before @RNDrive starts at 6pm #auspol #COVID19Vic
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I just listened to @bairdjulia talking about her book Phosphorescence as part of the #ABCBWOB we recently read her book for bookgroup and I made glow in the dark biscuits and sourdough
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