When I saw dosaki with his legs up to his elbows and eyes black as a raven I knew he was the one for me.

Stop cranking my head!

My head feels like a street organ and this monkey won't go away.

Chin, chin with the gin gin! I like gin now.

Picking lint from my belly button. Care to join? :S

Man, that was awesome. I hope you enjoyed hearing about it as much as me. An ineffable pile lies in my bowl now.

I'm on the can, squeezing out a big 'un. Glad I can tll people now.