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Joined June 2013
this is why we don't have screens onboard
Currently gleeking out!
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bold of you to think it'll take 2 years
I give @Ryanair 2 years before i see this sign ahead of boarding
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United got put in a coma
Full-time.
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we stopped asking for it
Everything is urgent in corporate until you ask for approval. 😂
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we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone carrying a stanley cup
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Puck reports that Jay-Z has picked Jay-Z to headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show. Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were reportedly considered. (puck.news/jay-z-picks-jay-z-…)
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if anyone can be a Victoria's Secret model, so can we
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that's most Sundays for Spurs
it’s only sunday scary time if your team loses
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you're hired
Michael O'Leary, CEO of the low-cost airline Ryanair, came to the Irish pub. The guys did not lose their heads and added an additional fee to the receipt for a footrest, a quiet area and a priority landing.
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i hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being a Ryanair plane
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this is why we don’t have seat pockets
Who keeps an emergency hotdog in their back pocket at the casino??
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they couldn't even play with 11
After a VAR review, Leny is shown a red card and United are down to 10 men.
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this could buy you one airport coffee
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es demasiado temprano para ver los PIES de un extraño
Dos veces el mismo año?? Qué va a ser lo próximo..que me toque el rasca y gana de Ryanair?
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passengers distracting us from their oversized bags
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€19.99 final offer
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your wife at your funeral vs the guy you met once in a club in Ibiza
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he's used to following the wall
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