robyn bergeron

i see the thing formerly known as twitter has continued as expected while i was ignoring it! non-stop delivery of sunshine and unicorns and peaches and crumbling dreams oh wait

finally, one less thing to worry about

I just got out of The Eras Tour (movie edition) and apparently Taylor wore Louboutins for every single era on stage. I hope @taylorswift13’s feet have professional help

Not much makes me blink anymore. But occasionally….

thank goodness twitter is back. and what timing! i didn’t want to miss the moment when we all agreed on the same thing.* *same thing being… “that was some dumb shit, elon”

Ah, sunset in Scottsdale. The sweet remaining glow of the sky reflecting off of the OH GOD IS THAT AN IRIDESCENT VEHICLE

tfw kerning makes the product seem far more intriguing than it turns out to actually be once you get closer and then your eyes bleed because apostrophe catastrophe

at least the robot overlords know what’s up

Celebrating 11 years and 364 days of employment at Red Hat (okay, with a wee break in the middle to work at Elastic, and then Ansible.) Tomorrow is my last day.

but also can i just express my delight at the fact that we cited actual sources and dates along with the flashy numbers?!? WHEEEEEE

The signs are up, the badges are being issued, the stickers are getting into folks’ hands, the good humans are arriving steadily, the hugs are being distributed. #AnsibleFest starts tomorrow. Ansible Contributor Summit is on now. – at Chicago, IL

the more you know *rainbow noises*

if your career in infosec isn’t working out, there’s always….

Approaching the point of “i could have driven from LAX to PHX by now” in my flight delay. And i’m guessing — since the incoming flight departed the gate and then sat on the tarmac for THREE HOURS waiting out a giant storm — that the crew will be past their time upon arrival. FUN

I’m at dinner and the piano player in the bar is doing Tainted Love and i never thought about it as a bar song but I can now confirm that, if done right, IT TOTALLY IS

i read this too fast and thought it said tech cakes and i was like “who cancels someone for tech cakes?!?” in conclusion, i believe tech cakes are the answer to all our problems also reading glasses

I now have something with a modulometer and it has nothing to do with ansible, lol (i have no clue what it *means* but 🤷‍♀️)