Facebook status: "The day I've been waiting for for the past 11 years is finally here, go blue"...michigan fans are so funny #hategoblue

so just got spam email about spray tanning for the manly nether regions....its called mr. tan wang...wtf...#tanwang

@ArcticMatas also new south park at midnight tonight...its fantastic appearently

@ArcticMatas the hosers just didn't work hard enough on the forecheck, you know? gonna have to get back to the rink early tomorrow, eh?

wings :(

oh sports, how ive missed you

everyones in SB mode but me, fuck biochem

richard dawkins just rocked my world

@leslie_pearlman my hero http://tinyurl.com/b9phx4

@leslie_pearlman yea i watched so much a-rod coverage that it started to sound like a good idea

ted haggard is a dumbass, fuck that guy #tedhaggardsucksballs

im the bitch of a pimp named kaplan

throwing myself headfirst into this wall of schoolwork...reagan smash! reagan smash!

gettin ready to head back to the EL in time for the wings-avs game...

filet mignon dinner hell yeah!

feelin way better after 13 hours of sleep...ready to study all day :)

103 fever and a wings loss...not tight

@ArcticMatas did the house blow up yet? when we were there it smelled like gas and the fire alarms were going off

@leslie_pearlman what a wasted opportunity...he was prolly already blitzed outta his mind, hes got like 2 days off

@leslie_pearlman SHUUUUUT UP!! no way!