Riot Fest (@RiotFest) header
Riot Fest (@RiotFest) profile picture

Riot Fest

@RiotFest

September 17-19, 2027. 21 years of not booking the bands you wanted, in the order you wanted, for free. *PARODY ACCOUNT*

 Douglass Park. Chicago, IL.
riotfest.org
Joined January 2009
  • Tweets51.3K
  • Following11.4K
  • Followers93.7K
13.7KMedia
Photo by Riot Fest (@RiotFest)Photo by Riot Fest (@RiotFest)Photo by Riot Fest (@RiotFest)Photo by Riot Fest (@RiotFest)Photo by Riot Fest (@RiotFest)Photo by Riot Fest (@RiotFest)Photo by Riot Fest (@RiotFest)Photo by Riot Fest (@RiotFest)Photo by Riot Fest (@RiotFest)Photo by Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
Happy Monday. Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having a heart attack today than any other day of the week. riotfest.org/2018/08/13/mond…
Mondays Are the Number One Day To Have A Heart Attack

Mondays Are the Number One Day To Have A Heart Attack

Happy Monday. Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having a heart attack today than any other day of the week.

riotfest.org
1
1
10
1,685
November is here and so are our Presents shows! 🍁🍂
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
6
2,179
Happy Halloween from the Riot Fest staff. Have fun. Be safe. Check your apples.
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
3
1
1
42
3,396
JUST ANNOUNCED! 🦜 @pretoriamusic with Street Dove on December 11 at @CobraLounge. Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/CL-PRETORIA
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
1,324
JUST ANNOUNCED! 🕸️ @destroyboysband with @illuminatihotts and @thebandtrue on April 6 at @ThaliaHallChi. Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/THALIAHALL-DB
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
3
1,362
Who's excited for our headliners?
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
29
9
2
132
7,490
Fall = Coffee. We’ve hidden Riot Fest 2027 tickets at the places Riot Fest staff like to get their coffee. Go searching now! riotfest.org/2026/10/29/riot…
Riot & Grind: A Perfectly Brewed Scavenger Hunt

Riot & Grind: A Perfectly Brewed Scavenger Hunt

Smell that? It’s the smell of fresh tickets in the morning. Go find some.

riotfest.org
8
2,635
Congrats to the Chicagoland area for winning another World Series!
Riot Fest (@RiotFest) profile pictureRiot Fest@RiotFestOct 27
Milwaukee is the best suburb of Chicago so if the Brewers win the World Series we still count that as one for us.
29
30
11
423
30,775
Riot Fest retweeted
Riot Fest (@RiotFest) profile picture
Riot Fest@RiotFestOct 27
Milwaukee is the best suburb of Chicago so if the Brewers win the World Series we still count that as one for us.
83
63
31
804
50,455
SOON! @themenzingers are back at @saltshedchicago with @HotWaterMusic and @wkndfriends on November 14. Grab your tickets while you can: bit.ly/SALTSHED-MENZINGERS
9
1,628
JUST ANNOUNCED! 🐎 Laura Jane Grace with DIRECT HIT! on December 10 at @CobraLounge. Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/CL-LJG
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
4
1,802
It really is so easy to get y’all riled up.
Riot Fest (@RiotFest) profile pictureRiot Fest@RiotFestOct 27
Milwaukee is the best suburb of Chicago so if the Brewers win the World Series we still count that as one for us.
6
1
2
105
4,434
Milwaukee is the best suburb of Chicago so if the Brewers win the World Series we still count that as one for us.
83
63
31
804
50,455
FUN FACT: Manatees Use Their Farts To Swim. riotfest.org/2017/03/09/mana…
Manatees Use Farts To Swim

Manatees Use Farts To Swim

Manatees, sea creatures that once inspired the myth of mermaids for what one would assume were very drunk sailors, use their farts to swim. If you’ve ever seen a manatee in person…

riotfest.org
4
2
14
3,133
This boomer ass motherfucker thought baseball was better before April 15, 1947…
Baseball Cards (@baseball_cards) profile pictureBaseball Cards
@baseball_cardsOct 24
Eye black as, what is that? War paint? WWE stuff? Whatever it is, it’s immature and absurd. And I’d expect nothing less from this unlikable Tampa Bay Rays team. I’m all in on the Brewers for the World Series!
Image from Baseball Cards (@baseball_cards)
1
31
3,170
Only one week until Halloween. Here’s a playlist of some of our iconic spooky movie soundtracks for you to enjoy under the full moon. riotfest.org/2026/10/22/staf…
Staff Picks: Spooky Soundtracks

Staff Picks: Spooky Soundtracks

A wicked soundtrack makes a movie memorable, wouldn’t you agree?

riotfest.org
3
7
1,542
Hey buddy, that’s a lot of big feelings. Maybe have your mom warm up some milk and take a nap?
wink1 (@wink1ura) profile picturewink1@wink1uraOct 22
Replying to @RiotFest
Ha! Ya little bitch. We ain’t crying because we didn’t 3 peat. 2 in a row is pretty fuckin good asshole!!
1
33
3,258
As the cool nights creep up on us, there are more reasons to get cozy and even more ways to enjoy the spooky and (pumpkin) spicy season. Here are our favorite things about this time of year. What are yours?
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
1
7
1,611
If you can find one time I said I want a salary cap in MLB I’ll delete this account. If you can’t find one you have to delete yours. Now go stoop deez nuts.
Purple Drank (@purpledrank0) profile picturePurple Drank@purpledrank0Oct 21
Replying to @BurkeTagney @RiotFest
Nah I’m just responding to the festival account that says Dodger fans are crying, by reminding him that it was him who begged MLB to change the rules bc the Dodgers were winning. Dodger fans have not stooped that level of bitch.
2
22
3,171
Here’s a cute couples costume idea for Halloween.
Image from Riot Fest (@RiotFest)
2
1
33
2,817
Load more