rdj retweeted
How come 8 glasses of water a day sounds impossible, but 8 beers in a day sounds so manageable?
rdj retweeted
A hangover is not punishment for drinking too much last night, it's punishment for not continuing to drink in the morning.
rdj retweeted
Bat loose on Delta flight, terrifies passengers, plane turns around. Ok, maybe it IS worth it to not have Pelosi fly commercial. #tcot

