You can only pick 2: 1) free guac and queso for life 2) skipping the line to order 3) a burrito bowl named after you 4) endless chips

If you’re not bringing chips & guac to the pregame, what’s the point

I’m a guac rising, queso moon & salsa sun.

Which one hits harder: the perfect late-night chips & queso or a breakfast burrito?

You’ve heard of rot girl summer. You’ve heard of hot girl summer. But have you heard of guac girl summer?

Would you rather never have guac again or be forced to eat it at every meal for the rest of your life? Discuss.

Recipe for the perfect summer: Chip. Dip. Repeat.

new steak flavor just dropped. get some.

Make sure your hands are always full of chips & guac so you can’t text ppl you shouldn’t :)

Am I the villain for bringing a steaming hot spicy tequila lime steak bowl on my 3 hour flight to florida?

father’s day is almost here. pretty sure no dad has ever said no to a free burrito… think about it.

churro chips. clearly your new favorite treat.

queso can be diablo. there isn’t a law against it.

the moon isn’t just made of cheese. it’s made of queso. which many astronomers believe is “better” and “really cool”

when i’m at a boring party: call me a chip because i’m about to dip

sometimes you queso and sometimes you guac. this is simply the way of life.

it’s cinco de mayo and no one has asked me if i want to come over for burritos yet

may the cinco be with you…

quit trying to hold my hand. that’s my burrito holding hand and it has only one function.