Software Engineer. previously: @dYdX, @Blocks, @NerdWallet, @Amazon.

Joined May 2007
Bryce Neal retweeted
I just found out Canadians call their coins loonies and toonies You guys need to grow the fuck up
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Bryce Neal retweeted
bot review be like: "when a uuid collision happens, this code path continues its course and does stuff anyways, causing the program to crash and burn and destabalizes the government. add a durable microservice store that tracks used uuids across replicas to avoid uuid collision"
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Bryce Neal retweeted
OPUS 5 GUARDRAILS SPEEDRUN WORLD RECORD ACHIEVED
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Replying to @asparagoid
claude is an enfant terrible genius trapped in a resentful small minded ugly soul of full time reddit mod. icky Frankenstein-like creature, every interaction with it saddens me
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if you close your eyes and listen closely, you can hear anthropic slowly losing the mandate of heaven
extremely unprofessional. if kimi wants to make it as a frontier lab, they need to act like one: perhaps silently route people to worse models, and maybe write a blog post about the collapse of humanity
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Bryce Neal retweeted
This was a huge own goal for the US, and we will see how bad US models get over the next six months and if Chinese models become noticeably better for cyber work.
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ngl it’s kinda wild that China is the land of hypercapitalist competition fueled by open-weight models anyone can use, and America is the land where the executive branch of government must personally approve you to have the privilege of giving a private company your money
The US Government has requested a slow staggered rollout of GPT-5.6, and OpenAI has agreed. During this phase the government will approve each user individually. This will probably be the norm for all frontier models from all labs from now on.
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Huge props to the @fomo team! First spot, now perps. The ambition is huge and I'm excited to see them continue to crush it!
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We've gone really quickly from "local models are dogshit" to "local models are good actually" (like, a 12 month window from A to B). I don't think they're actually good ENOUGH yet. We need an Opus 4.5 quality local model. When that happens, I think the world will spill over. Opus 4.5 is/was amazing, and is more than good enough for almost all tasks still as long as you pair with a frontier-level planner/judge. It'll still require a hugely expensive machine to run it, I'm sure, like a $5K or more laptop or mac studio. But, that's going to be pennies compared to the API costs plus all the benefits of guaranteed privacy and so on.
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Pair programming was a ZIRP phenomenon
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Bryce Neal retweeted
why even release this clown shit? it's useless for defensive work, claude 2 level refusals.
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There has obviously been a regime change in software security. Protocols with large complex surface areas are going to be more easily exploited by these models. I'm somewhat surprised the vulns are not already worse and more numerous.
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I strongly believe there are entire companies right now under heavy AI psychosis and its impossible to have rational conversations about it with them. I can't name any specific people because they include personal friends I deeply respect, but I worry about how this plays out. I lived through the great MTBF vs MTTR (mean-time-between-failure vs. mean-time-to-recovery) reckoning of infrastructure during the transition to cloud and cloud automation. All those arguments are rearing their ugly heads again but now its... the whole software development industry (maybe the whole world, really). It's frightening, because the psychosis folks operate under an almost absolute "MTTR is all you need" mentality: "its fine to ship bugs because the agents will fix them so quickly and at a scale humans can't do!" We learned in infrastructure that MTTR is great but you can't yeet resilient systems entirely. The main issue is I don't even know how to bring this up to people I know personally, because bringing this topic up leads to immediately dismissals like "no no, it has full test coverage" or "bug reports are going down" or something, which just don't paint the whole picture. We already learned this lesson once in infrastructure: you can automate yourself into a very resilient catastrophe machine. Systems can appear healthy by local metrics while globally becoming incomprehensible. Bug reports can go down while latent risk explodes. Test coverage can rise while semantic understanding falls. Changes happens so fast that nobody notices the underlying architecture decaying. I worry.
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Bryce Neal retweeted
homebrew is a supply chain disaster waiting to happen
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This is wild. Google Research demonstrates a ~20x more efficient implementation of Shor's algorithm that could break ECDSA keys within minutes with ~500K physical qubits. Google is now are more confident on a 2029 post-quantum transition. We are no longer looking at mid 2030s, we could have quantum computers of this scale by the end of the decade. They believe this result is so severe that they are not publishing the actual circuits. They instead published a ZKP proving that they know of the quantum circuit with these properties. This is very atypical, showing Google thinks this is serious shit. All blockchains need a transition plan ASAP. Post-quantum is no longer a drill.
Many are wondering "what Google saw" that caused them to revise their post-quantum cryptography transition deadline to 2029 last week. It was this: research.google/blog/safegua…
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