Still alive and around. 🦾

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2022! How did you do? #Duolingo365

Who threw @armyoffreshmen on their Spotify on the way to work & jammed, screamed & smiled all the way? 🤘🤪🤘Threw me back to some great '03 memories! Miss you guys!

That moment when you figure out that veggie straws have sunflower seeds/oil in them and you're just like....😳 #allergy #thatswhyittearsupmymouth

You you ever start talking to continue a conversation, get a out a sentence in just to realize no one is listening to you. So you stop. And no one notices that either? So much lately.. 😔

In some serious need for more tattoos

Bucky Barnes. 🖤❤️🖤💛

Every time I see the beginning of CA: Winter Soldier I get stoked in how awesome it is. #captainamerica #wintersoldier #buckybarnes

Made my first Meemee yesterday... Accurate

Imagine: @Marvel making a blu-ray of #TFATWS WITH not only a (obvious) blooper reel BUT commentary from @AnthonyMackie and #SebastianStan!!! GOLD!

Unbelievably excited for #tfatws on Friday! #BuckyBarnes and #SamWilson banter is going to be gold!!!

Hoping there's a subtle scene in #FalconAndWinterSoldier that has Bucky casually eating a plum. That way we know he finally got to enjoy some... #Buckyareprune #buckysplums #BUCKY #TFATWS #marvel #mcu #DisneyPlus

Give it up for @tacobueno for not only putting jalps all over my NO jalps BF nacho order, But when I went to get it fixed lady said she couldn't take the wrong one back. Then asked for it back. And finding not only my box twice as heavy but remnant peps still I it. #notfooled

#FalconAndWinterSoldier #TheFalcon #wintersoldier #SamWilson #buckybarnes #Bucky #thefalconandwintersoldier #TheFalconandtheWinterSoldier #Bucky (the only Buck I care about)

Dear @Yoplait, you missed a great advertising opportunity for @disneyplus The Mandalorian gogurt by not calling it "Grogurt." and there could have been a "Mando Mango" flavor. That is all.

I made the most of 2020 by learning Romanian on Duolingo. Check out my progress! #Duolingo365 invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5…

Power outages are the pits.

Just wondering why University Men's Clinic is calling the Coronavirus the "Chinese virus" like it's okay. Want to feel more like a man? Don't be racist.