I see you’re dragging our friends into your stupid troll battles again.

Oh good, we’re mutual again! Thick as thieves.

Tell him, I want him to know it was me.

You trust the old guard too much. Sure, sure it’s me and you against them all, buddy.

Maybe if I sell enough Antz, I can buy my million dollar home? BUY MY BULLSHIT WILL YA 🤡

All you did was bring drama to our group of friends. I love seeing you get mad about it though. 🤡

The Antz dude knows you’ve seen me because I’m closer than you think. It’s hysterical how much you can dish it out but can’t take it. Trust no one. I own you. 😏

So like… I am the king of ants. You will show me your fealty. Follow the leader and march in line to my kingdom. 👑🐜🐜🐜

The true and humble origin story of our company.

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