Enabler of a chocoholic. Author of 27 books folk find funny. Hosts Laugh Again Radio. Speaks about life, love, and God. Fears having to land a real job.
Joined August 2009
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I speak tonight at 7 PM CT for the Legacy Coalition, a fantastic grandparenting organization. You can watch on Zoom. Just register for free at legacycoalition.com/ vimeo.com/338755246
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The trick or treaters are arriving and I'm ready with the veggies. We've got broccoli, cauliflower, and brussel sprouts this year. They may kale my choice into question, but it'll give 'em pumpkin to talk about. #halloween
Nice 2b on the road again. I'm doing my thing in Salmon Arm, BC tonight &tomorrow (250-832-6366, office@befc.ca). Canceled well past 100 events, now the course has reversed and it's gone a little wacky. People wanna laugh it seems. I'm okay with that. #LaughAgain
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Told my granddaughter a slanted version of Aladdin. Genie asks what he wants. "A fur coat." "What fur?" "Fur to keep me warm. That's what's fur." Grandgirl thinks about it. Says, "Bumpa you're funny. I'm gonna keep you." #BestMomentEver
My grandson takes 44 minutes to find his boots and put them on and six seconds to unlock my phone, delete photos, and watch a video.
We all love stories with happy endings. Here's a dog gone good tail. Enjoy! youtube.com/watch?v=39jjr92A…
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Thanks Dad and the 1.7 million Canadians who enlisted in both world wars. Mom and Dad often spoke of the classmates they'd lost. Sometimes the price of freedom is everything you've got.
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When was the last time you read something in fine print and said to yourself, "Wow! That's good news"?
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Laugh Like a Kid Again with this article, "Forbidden Smile." lightmagazine.ca/2020/10/02/…
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Some hilarious rumours. Are they true or false? Find out your RQ. laughagain.ca/blog/what-is-y…
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My mama was smart. When I said, "I wanna grow up and be a comedian," she said, "Well, you can't do both." #laughagainca #MomsRock #mothers #laughagain #oneliners
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I’ve been advised not to post about the murder of Ahmaud Arbery until I calm down a bit. But that’s part of the problem, isn’t it? We calm down and go on about our business. This must end. Our black brothers and sisters need white advocates to bring this to an end. Count me in!
Gardening for the first time? Here's a helpful tip: Stay stylish. Find an old hat, old clothes, and gardening gloves that match. Put a rake in one hand, a cold drink in the other, sit down and tell your husband where to dig. #gardening #gardeningtips
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Gardening for the 1st time? 3 tips: 1. If you wonder which ones are weeds, start pulling. Weeds are the ones that won't come out. 2. If you want meat all winter, hurry. Bacon and pork seeds are going fast. 3. Remember, bird seeds will not grow birds. #gardening #gardeningtips
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