@parks

Oxford comma. One space after a period.

 Austin, TX
Joined January 2008
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Court in Texas.
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This is Trump’s new @PressSec, because of course it is. Oh, and she sucks.
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.@pterrys is the official hero of ACL, for being the ONLY vendor with reasonable prices.
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My wife left her phone at a restaurant the other night. This was on her camera roll when we got it back 😂
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Kashyap be yapping lies to congress this morning.
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I can’t stand Elon, but I love autonomous cars so I took a Cybercab home from dinner last night. It was pretty cool, but I like Waymo better. #waymo #cybercab #tesla
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Fuck you, @apple.
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Last day of Rusty Duncan. #RustyDuncan2026
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For the second day in a row, I’ve been logged out of my @instagram account and my password doesn’t work. The weird thing is that I didn’t get any emails that my password was changed. I’ve been able to get back in, but it’s very weird.
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Last day at Yard Bar!
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One of my favorite places in Austin, Yard Bar, is closing after 11 years. I take my dog there almost everyday. It’s going to be a tough time for the amazing employees, so I created a GoFundMe to help them out. Please share this, and donate if you can! (Link in reply.) #Austin #YB
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If you can share or donate, here’s the link: gofundme.com/f/support-yard-…

Donate to Fundraiser for Yard Bar Staff, organized by Park Silkenson

With the recent sad news that Yard Bar will be closing, let's pool some money for the Bar… Park Silkenson needs your support for Fundraiser for Yard Bar Staff

gofundme.com
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The most out of touch shit possible.
More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSMay 11
Here's the trailer for the reality show that Trump Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy spent 7 months filming. A non-profit run by a transportation industry lobbyist and funded by companies that Duffy regulates paid for the show.
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OMG yes! This would have been amazing!
beanmouth strikes again@piperocktheoryApr 16
said this a million times but Apple are idiots for not doing a 25th anniversary iPod this year clickwheel, multiple colors, Apple Music, Bluetooth and AirPods support, a good DAC and storage up to 2 TB just to appease the audiophiles — boom, you have the product of Christmas 26
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Molly Ploofkins
@MollyploofkinsApr 16
Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon
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He wants you to think this is him as a “doctor” 😂
Acyn
@AcynApr 13
Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.
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Watching the Artemis II splashdown and extraction!
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This is why I kind of hate AI.
Kyle Clark@KyleClarkMar 12
Every once in a while, I throw research queries into AI to test it against what I know. It fabricated a quote and attributed it to a DEA official in Colorado. When I called it out, it apologized for the "imprecision." I pushed back again and this was the response. Wild.
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Looks like the perfect midterm ad
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