Michael Hand (@palmdalian) profile picture

Give me a challenge and I'll figure out how to get it done.

San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2008
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My Lyft drivers of 2015 are a visual metaphor for every year. Jan starts so promising, but I'm defeated by December.
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I like to think that @djkhaled sits down every morning and makes a lesson plan for what he's going to teach on Snapchat that day.
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@funstopshere @jackietalbott I luckily get to go back about once a year because my dad still lives there!
Here's a wordcloud of all my text messages from the past five years. Top half = sent, bottom = received. Thrilling
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Some people get excited finding money in jacket pockets. I get excited when I find treats from @chastity_v's bday.
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I used an Arduino gas sensor to find a gas leak in my house yesterday. Who knew that 50s era stoves have pilot lights.
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Video encoding is awesome. I-frames at cuts, pretty much no bitrate during black screens. Smart programmers rock.
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I might have unknowingly fathered a child at some point in my past... I just laughed for a solid 30 seconds at a bad pun I made.
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@jewsicaa I'm doing YouTube annotations just like you taught me!
I'm editing an indie directed by my HS Video teacher. He's 100% the reason why I'm making videos today. If you can: igg.me/p/1166857/twtr/188024…
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Looking for a new roommate in SF? Think Michael Hand! youtube.com/watch?v=PJazvMFj…
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@Mynordl It's been a while since I messed with Freenas, but it sounds like a permissions issue. Maybe this will help forums.freenas.org/index.php…
Congrats to @TekThing @Snubs @patricknorton on reaching their first @patreon milestone goal! Can't wait for next weeks episode!
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I'm making electricity with my stove!
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