The Eagles got pecked by the Seagulls. And by "pecked", I mean "absolutely smashed". Thankfully, the Palace fans took it well. Or maybe not... 18+ GambleAware

And so the Banter Club baton has once again been passed from Tottenham Hotspur to Manchester United

Teams who have won a Premier League game more recently than Man United: Arsenal Aston Villa Bournemouth Brentford Brighton Chelsea Coventry Crystal Palace Everton Fulham Ipswich Leeds Liverpool Man City Newcastle Nottingham Forest Spurs

A sad night for Arsenal as Spurs finally surpass the Gunners' total of league games won at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in the year 2026.

FULL-TIME: SPURS 3-1 COVENTRY. THE WINLESS ONES FINALLY GET A WIN! THE BEACONS OF GONDOR ARE ABLAZE!

The key to success for Spurs now is to request that Carl Rushworth plays in goal against them every week

GOAL! Ben Davies earns Spurs a win at long last! 3-1

Spurs fans in the trenches in October at home against a newly promoted side. What a life.

Omar Marmoush scoring an actual football goal. Spurs potentially winning an actual football match. Whatever next? Crazy times.

GOAL! Marmoush has scored a goal! No, seriously! 2-1 to Spurs!

Yup

GOAL! After a calamity of Spurs errors, Coventry are level! 1-1. A stunningly predictable occurrence.

HALF-TIME: Spurs 0-1 Coventry. The home side labouring badly and then conceding an embarrassing opener.. No, wait, sorry, that's wrong. I'm just so used to typing that sentence. Spurs are actually leading 1-0, believe it or not.

It's weird because Spurs are 1-0 up. At home. Against a newly promoted team. And yet it still feels like they're on the verge of doing something completely insane at ANY given moment.

Is this finally the night Spurs actually win a Premier League game?

GOAL! Maddison puts Spurs ahead! 1-0 An actual goal for Tottenham!

ARSENAL: 49 league games without losing SPURS: 49 league games without a win when conceding first