Paco Romane

If you think about it chicken salad is just egg salad all grown up.

I posted this a day ago but now I need X to know I’ve heard this about Mitch.

•⁠Monday until Tuesday 8pm (market after hours trading, when commercial trades occur): Keep threatening, escalate, cause stocks to drop further, all the way up until just before 8pm Tuesday, when he announces a "delay" "defer" or whatever to cause a last minute stock market..

TODAY - If you like chill vibes and sweaty music, tune in on 103.3 FM via Radio Garden or Apple Music! 6-8pm CST #jazz #radio #soul

I won't be returning to SNL next season. I'll miss playing JJ the Mystic Goat, Wild Guy with No Arms and my all-time fave Sal the Sad Salad Salesman. Best 3 years of my life and I can't wait to see what's next for me. Also, suck it Lorne. #snl

You do have your druthers. You do!

This is an actual sentence in 2026 #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTky1XL1h/

Comedy Shows!

My uncle. Lost touch with him years ago. Miss him.

New @supdocpodcast episode has dropped! Great talk! supdocpodcast.com/podcast/ep…

Today, my neighbor called me Superman. I was SO touched! I asked why, and she said, "Because you just walk around in your underwear and a cape all day." Excuse this old soldier for crying. Meant a lot to me. #SupermanMovie

TONIGHT! I have a great show lined up for this week on Hito Dama. We hear tunes from Miles, Leon Russel, Jaco, JJ Cale, The Meters, Arkansas' own Johnny Cash, plus new sponsors and new listeners! Listen on Apple Music / Radio Garden 4-6pm PST 5-7pm MST 6-8pm CST 8-10pm EST

I hope someday, Trump is in prison and meets Big Beautiful Bill — his new cellmate.

The time for FA'ing is over. This is the FO era now.

I am once again a meme

Big Day For Music! Tune in and enjoy!

What don't mushrooms get any love? Go to the produce area, everything is clean, shiny, and ready to eat! Look at that apple! Look at that tomato! Grab some broccoli, they're glorious! Look at that dirty, poop-filled mushroom that I have to wash like a Civil War reenactor #food

All this could've been prevented if Fox had given #Trump a late-night show. He could do his drama queen routine, rant at an adoring crowd, brag about ratings, do his handjob dance, sell his dumb plates and coins. Run MyPIllow ads. But now he's President, and the world collapses.

Hahaha