officemate (@officemate) profile picture

rude and crude but I will keep you laughing all day - add me!

sitting next to you - duh
Joined September 2008
i'm done tweeting naked, going to bed now
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Replying to @_MIlM_
@JanSimpson quite hilarious - if you have a point just say it next time
Replying to @chrsvhtn
@TheChrisMonster I'm back baby and you're never safe
I have been lurking for 3 months reading all your tweets, I now know 3 months more info about you than you do about me - hahaha take that
RT @promocoupons $6.99 #GoDaddy Domains in April - 35% Off - use coupon code "APRIL" at checkout http://bit.ly/9sMVlv
it's friday #bi-atch-es , eat me, I'm going ugly early !!! l8s (okay how hip am I - seriously - pretty cool huh)
@fatbastardrules what's new, we are two peas in a pod, except i am never constipated
@fatbastardrules i just went to the store and chose plastic over paper, want to go for a walk, fill my bag and leave it at my neighbors?
off to my first of 4 meetings, who wants to bet that I get 3 action items in 4 hours of meetings that could of been told to me in one email
Replying to @BabbleBoxxTeam
@singleedition great avatar, what if I take one of the flowers off your skirt? does that mean I de-flowered you? haha, dont' tell hubby
@Gorillamonk yessir, that service is free by the way, pretty cool
work said no more twitter, but with logmein.com i can get to my home puter and use it, so work has no idea - ahahha
10 secrets to mind blowing wealth playing facebook games http://dumbass.dontclickhere.com
Replying to @BabbleBoxxTeam
@singleedition I am hoping to be your boy toy, can you be my Cougar?
i'm going to eat ice cream
i updated alexa plugin in firefox, now firefox does not work - darn
l love poetry, btw does anyone write their own DMs anymore, apparently I am in about 20 mafia families
if you see me in public kiss me