I might be laid back, but I can lean forward real quick. 🏴🥶

Joined November 2021
We had an unannounced visitor this morning and all he wanted to do was play. 🐷🐶 So cute!
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I find that “baseless” is usually the term people use if they have no legal defense to the claim. Otherwise they would explain why it is without merit.
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Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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This. Is. Texas.
Texas was built by hope. By people who had no business believing — but believed anyway. To every Texan who’s ever wondered if anyone in power is paying attention: We are taking our state back. Because a little bit of hope is a dangerous thing.
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Texas was built by hope. By people who had no business believing — but believed anyway. To every Texan who’s ever wondered if anyone in power is paying attention: We are taking our state back. Because a little bit of hope is a dangerous thing.
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Replying to @DavidPiperVO
No policies. Just rage baiting.
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Hey Texas, you know that fake trans mailer that went out to hundreds of thousands of Texans today? The one that the org itself didn’t send? But that all the right wing influencers received & had social media posts ready to publish where they feign outrage? /1
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Republicans are getting absolutely dragged on all these fake stories they have to make up to get Paxton across the finish line. 🔥
The "Texas Transgender Student Union" that sent out mailers, which have become a major controversy among Republicans, is a real organization — but it was only formed in September in Wyoming as an LLC and is entirely separate from TENT, the organization marketed in the fliers.
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These are from an anonymous LLC formed in Wyoming last month. Of course it’s an op!
I just checked my messages. No less than 100 parents have messaged me, enraged over the mailers. Is this an op? If it is, it’s not okay. It even gives tips on how to get emancipated.
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Obsidian retweeted
Replying to @andrewperezdc
So interesting how their registered agent is a company that only exists to act as a registered agent and is tied to tons of scams wyomingnews.com/news/local_n… thesheridanpress.com/news/lo…
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Republicans groups maintain voter data bases and sell them. How do you think they know who to target during election season. They how you vote after every election. GOP Data Center (gopdatacenter.com)  This is the main website/platform used by Republican campaigns (including in Texas). It is the RNC’s national voter file system (evolved from the older VoterVault), and access is managed through state parties such as the Republican Party of Texas.
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Replying to @SaraGonzalesTX
Ma’am.
Fox: What is the best single line of attack you’ve found for your campaign? Paxton: We’re going to send out Trans flyers to our voters to rile up our base
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Obsidian retweeted
The identify of misogynists is rooted in such a profound level of fragility & ignorance that they peddle oppression and abuse as actions to admire. Oppression & abuse are the actions of the weak, ignorant, & those unworthy of power.
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It's gettin' real now: Sources tell @quorumreport that the Texas Senate GOP is quietly considering stripping all legislative power from the Lt. Gov. if the Democrat beats Little Gov Patrick: bit.ly/4Bfnnvb #TxLege
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Obsidian retweeted
7 emotional replies to a single meme........you ok there, wee lamb? 🤣🤣🤣
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Dirty white Racist calls a Black man the N-word UNPROVOKED during a video chat. Meanwhile, there’s a COCKROACH crawling on his wall, and his hands are filthy. He’s worried about someone else’s skin color while a roach is living rent-free in his room.
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Absolute cinema! 🤣 This is why I pay my internet bills.
Replying to @ylecun
I fart in your general direction 💨
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Wow! If this doesn't get the cost of groceries and gas down, nothing will. Well done, Mr. President.
I am pleased to announce that the Department of the Interior, under the auspices of Secretary Doug Burgum, and in conjunction with famed Golf Course Architect, Tom Fazio, has developed a plan to build a World Class Championship Golf Course on the site of the current East Potomac Golf Links, located in Washington, D.C. When completed, it will be open to the Public while, at the same time, designed to the Highest Level of Golf and able to hold World Class Tournaments such as the U.S. Open, the PGA Championship, the Ryder Cup, and the Presidents Cup. This Course will create many Jobs, and have a tremendously positive Economic Development impact on Washington, D.C., and the surrounding area. Millions of Dollars will inure to the Capital area. The current Course is old, broken, dilapidated, and of no further use or effect. It is in very poor condition, with falling, dangerous, and disease infested trees and, importantly, a collapsing and hazardous seawall. When the East Potomac Course was originally built, it was famous for no trees, with views of Washington, D.C., for all to see, but now, it is completely overgrown, dysfunctional, and unsafe. Restoration work will begin on the Fazio Design on November 15th, when the old Course will be closed to play. The new Course will be opened in approximately 15 months. The United States Golf Association, PGA of America, and the PGA Tour have already been notified that they will soon have one of the Best and Most Spectacular Golf Courses anywhere in the World to put on their list of great places to play, and hold Major Events. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP ( TS: Oct 18 2026, 10:09 AM ET )​​​​​​​​‍‌​​‌​‌‌‌‍​​‌‌‌‍‌​‌‌​​‍‍​‍‍​​‍‌‌‌‍‌‍
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Hey maybe I do support a Trump public monument after all
These are the statues of Qin Hui, a notoriously corrupt 12th-century Chinese official, and his wife Wang, kneeling forever in apology. For centuries, people have spat on, cursed, and slapped the statues to show lasting contempt.
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Boddily autonomy is the right to make decisions about what happens to and within your own body, without coercion, force, or violence. It's the reason I can't give you a colonascopy, or keep myself alive by leaching off your blood supply, *without your consent.
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Alright fellow tweeters, we're going to try to revive Drags of the Week ONE MORE TIME, so if you want to see this game brought back to life, like and share! And if there's enough interest, I'll post rules and start again tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥
Bring ‘em back!!! I’ll help you promote them and offer submissions! We need to bring fun Twitter back again. It’s been shitty lately
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