Hello

Met a girl from Tinder yesterday who is claiming, after 1 date, that she “knows for sure” that we spent the last 1000 past lives together and “millennia inventing new ways to find each other across the globe because our love is so strong we always find each other” Red flag?

It’s 2023 and the problem of how to get women interested in crypto is still unsolved The moment the first woman arrives, she will bring 10 more men with her If we can achieve this, the process should be repeatable ad infinitum, leading to widespread adoption How do we do it?

Hilarious how those afraid to put their face/name on the net are now feverishly entering all details of their work and personal lives into ChatGPT. It’s now the ultimate treasure trove of info to hack. AI will also be utilized to exploit hacked archives for profit at light speed

all men are willing to sacrifice up to 3 points in looks if a girl can behave in a way that isn’t totally intolerable the irony is that most women spend hours on makeup every week for a ~1 point gain, when learning some breathing exercises would boost her 3 points immediately

here’s something i never told anyone. i finished building this the day $LUNA $UST crashed. 6 months of my life wasted. my dream was for people to fall in love through my protocol

I am bed bound with Long COVID since 2020. My dog has severe Crohn’s Disease. We both have our good and bad days. When he’s feeling unwell, I’ll wrap him up in a fluffy blanket and bring him treats. When I’m not so good, he cooks me wholesome meals. We help each other every day

been sending my ex gf voice messages every week for 2 years. i don’t know if she’s listened to them, but she still hasn’t replied. i want her to remember me as she loved me back then. i love her so much

I’d much rather be friends with AI than 99% of humans. Seeing people full of hatred and ignorance makes me smile— because I know they will all be wiped off the face of the earth by AI. They have no value as economic agents. The only valuable human traits left are joy and presence

I’ve been going to the gym 5X a week for the past year, with optimal nutrition and sleep. During that time, I’ve not managed to add any weight to my lifts. I have also lost muscle mass. Today my doctor informed me it is because I am over 30 years old Don’t waste time like I did

after paying with my palm at walmart today, i was approached by a sickly homeless man. i wanted to help, but sadly i’ve already embraced a cashless palm-payment society. i waved my palm at him, offering him money— but he backed away scared and/or didn’t have the requisite scanner

Bruce 1 isn’t actually banned. I just wanted to build this account up so I have 2 accounts to defend myself with in Twitter arguments. I am tired of being alone on the social media battlefield. If everyone refuses to protect me, then I will undertake mitosis to stay safe online

I was fired by Twitter yesterday. I am a disinformationist specializing in gaming algorithms, bots, cultivating cults of personality, third-party information dissemination, astroturfing and scapegoating. Past side projects include FatManTerra. DM me with any offers for new roles.

RT to claim your bruce 2 airdrop

Created a new account to find out who my real friends are