He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!

life's not so bad, when you consider the alternative.

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

If wealth is lost nothing is lost.If health is lost something is lostIf character/reputation is lost everything is lost.

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

My worst day of vacation has always been better than my best day at work.

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

win some, lose some.

If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.

Mosquitoes are a great moral force; it forces mankind to wear more clothes that modesty.

A strong sense of duty can imprison you

When God closes a door He opens a window.

Listening and hearing are two different senses.

I wouldn't piss down your throat if your lungs were on fire.

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bid child.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.