Gotta love when someone's kind enough to hold a door for u, but you're still 50 yards from the building so u suddenly have to awkward run. – at Los Angeles, CA

My TEDx talk is LIVE - if you’re having a hard time during the holidays, this is for you. youtu.be/CWMnZPGpaQw?si=gRt4… I wrote this from the heart. The response has been wild, and it’s helping people find joy despite grief. All the love xxNPH

My TEDx talk releases globally Dec 23 @ 1pm EST! My TEDx was selected as an editors pick by team TED - 1-2% of talks are selected for this honor. It’s about using humor to heal through hard s***. If you’re struggling in ANY way, it’s for you. xxNPH

Ever been having just a kick ass day and then you play the crossword mini and it takes you 40 seconds and now you’re like what even am I doing with my life

Seriously has anyone EVER use the $5 cash rewards coupon from Walgreens before it expires? I’ve had to have over 10 grand worth of these in my lifetime and never used a single one.

I asked Claude Ai to recommend some books to me to read for a project I have coming up, and it send me a completely fabricated book. When asked where this book is found it retracted and apologized profusely for just making a book up. We are doomed lol. The Ais are lying.

Can someone tell me why we just paid over $150 in tolls to drive through Indiana and Ohio

82 y/o Grandma always jokes about wanting to die and she went for a checkup recently and I asked how it was and she said “unfortunately I’m very healthy”

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Jalen hurts? More like Travis Hurts.

The only leaders I trust are the ones willing to admit they have no clue what they’re doing, just enough resources to do it.

Lol when beauty influencers kiss their beauty products, like wtf

Me realizing we have casually, as a society, overlooked every character in every TV show EVER having zero repeat outfits any single day… like, where are your favorite jeans?

Everyone’s an influencer now and it’s noisy and exhausting 😂

lol that all the best friends in every tv show just get invited to all the same parties and weddings and events

#instagramdown just like this lady was Sunday night … #comedy

Lol what’s up with men and sconces as home decor

Despite my corrections, my mom will always pronounce it “Koombacha.”

Lol this tiny house craze AKA an apartment