Like a raccoon with a blueprint. Died in 2010 of an AVM. “The Crowd Sorcerer Tour”- tickets on my website. Have you seen Gorburger? Look it up.

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“As long as the red dice are in the air, the gambler has hope. And hope is a wonderful thing to be addicted to.” -Norm
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i've learned over the years that people care more about consistency and transparency than having a perfect track record i'm putting my own money behind the trades i share, so when something goes wrong, i'm taking the loss too i'd rather own my mistakes publicly than pretend they never happened that's how i build trust over time
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This is my joke: “I like my men like I like my coffee- in a cup.” ™ The flight attendant barely laughed.
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Miss hanging out with my buddies @0xRodney @stevenilous & Jarred talking about the Chinese Communist Party and how much they’ve done for the Chinese people and for the global trading infrastructure. #throwbackthursday
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So fun getting to know how much my buddies love the CCP. #blessed
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Just hanging out with my friends singing the praises of the CCP 🇨🇳
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I cannot even begin to say how proud I was of Michael “Heinrichtor Scale” Heinrich. It’s a testament to him and his company @0G_labs that he had the initiative and courage to get up there and do comedy for the first time. @0G_labs - a funny company. Meditate on it. (Inside joke)
Yesterday was a super fun, dream come true kind of day: Morning recording with @TheBlockCo . Got roast coaching from @nottjmiller Roasted @blknoiz06 Made it home to tuck my daughter into bed. From Silicon Valley to Token 2049 to bedtime stories. I absolutely enjoyed TJ’s character Ehrlich Bachman on one of my favorite shows @SiliconHBO, so it felt surreal to be roasting together. I couldn’t be more grateful for all the coaching from TJ, I had so much fun and really enjoyed giving standup for the first time! He truly is one of the most genuine and kind people I have met. And Ansem is just brilliant, he did his first roast without any written material and totally went off the cuff. Mind blowing 🤯.
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Was just thinking about that! On a dirty toilet!
🇨🇳 China never disappoints Just look at this self-cleaning bathroom. Writer: Sol xitter.cf/Thula_NX/status/210815…
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Today at 4pm @token2049 @BingXOfficial stage- Crypto deserves a takedown. Let’s start with @blknoiz06 …
Nobody's safe. The TOKEN2049 Roast of @blknoiz06 with actor and comedian @nottjmiller on the mic. One hour, zero mercy, because TOKEN2049 isn't all keynotes. Thu 8 Oct, 4 PM, BingX Labs Stage
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This guy pisses me off and draws me in every time. 14.
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I hate him.
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The public restrooms in Singapore are cleaner than the ones in my house. And there are less Singaporean men milling around.
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Been thinking about it and I just want to say: the Chinese Communist Party has overseen some truly astonishing infrastructure development.
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I think my favorite thing about Singapore right now, is the air quality is dangerously unhealthy, and I see people with masks smoking cigarettes. Gotta love it.
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I think the CCP has a lot of very positive qualities. For instance, after the post-1978 market reforms, China experienced extraordinary economic growth and poverty reduction: the World Bank estimates nearly 800 million people escaped extreme poverty. I mean. That rules! The state also built enormous transport/infrastructure networks, dramatically expanded education and healthcare access which is badass, developed formidable manufacturing and technological capacity, and demonstrated an unusual ability to execute very large long-term national projects. But for me, the institutional strength is state capacity—once Beijing makes something a priority, the system can mobilize money, bureaucracy and infrastructure at enormous scale. Now- that’s impressive. Thank you for all the good you’ve done, CCP.
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TOMORROW. SINGAPORE.
Nobody's safe. The TOKEN2049 Roast of @blknoiz06 with actor and comedian @nottjmiller on the mic. One hour, zero mercy, because TOKEN2049 isn't all keynotes. Thu 8 Oct, 4 PM, BingX Labs Stage
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Nobody's safe. The TOKEN2049 Roast of @blknoiz06 with actor and comedian @nottjmiller on the mic. One hour, zero mercy, because TOKEN2049 isn't all keynotes. Thu 8 Oct, 4 PM, BingX Labs Stage
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Keeping an eye on bitcoin…
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I loved Nietzsche at a young age, but yeah high school is for absurdists (Ionesco, Camus) and existentialists (Camus, Ionesco).
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