@norm

Mrs. Kelly's Favourite Son

 Toronto
Joined July 2010
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This man…
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Mr. Duckworth has been located.
Norm Kelly@norm22 Apr 2024
At what point does a search party get formed to find Kendrick?
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At what point does a search party get formed to find Kendrick?
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Who put Jermaine Dupri’s suit in the dryer?
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While everyone is betting which team will win the Super Bowl, I’m betting how many people will break things watching it on their Vision Pro.
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Give the Grammy to Celine, @taylorswift13.
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If you have only one takeaway from the #GRAMMYs , let it be that Celine Dion is doing well.
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And if you have a second takeaway, it should be that @taylorswift13 left the GOAT hanging on stage.
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How did we normalize carrying massive sippy cups everywhere?
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How is it still January next week?
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Have we tried lowering the price of everything?
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Man, I miss Twitter.
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There’s gotta be people without dogs who order puppucinos for themselves. I’m convinced of it.
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I did not need to investigate why Tom Holland is trending…
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You good, @elonmusk?
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Can that groundhog predict when food inflation will stop?
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For once, I’ll be happy if they messed up the weather forecast.
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Do your thing 21, do your thing
Complex Music
@ComplexMusic8 Nov 2022
'Vogue' is suing 21 Savage and Drake for the fake Vogue magazine they used to promote 'Her Loss' 🦉🗡 MORE: cmplx.co/3tbn42P
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Like everyone else, I’ve been taking shots at @elonmusk for one reason or another. But this exchange 😄 I feel like I owe him $8 just for the entertainment.
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*Looks outside at 5:01pm* Damn, it already midnight.
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