Dollar down. Tech stocks big down. Dow big down. Crypto big down. What the fuck?! Buy land, guns, and seeds? #stonks #bitcoin

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Dear Nasdaq Futures,

Stocks stink again today and crypto looks strong as fuck again today. 🤔 #stonks #bitcoin #ethereum $etc $dkng $xlm $tqqq $zrx

Fuck you $TDOC and also this entire stock market since February

Buy Willamette Valley Vineyards stock, get a 25% discount on their wine! Genius business model.🍷🍷Oregon wine production is expanding. $wvvi #climatechange wvv.com/Ownership

What a time to be alive. Stocks down. Bond yields down. Ex-US down. Bitcoin down. Euro down. Dollar is up?? Figure it out! Dollar "up" is relative. Altcoins are also up! We enter a new stage. The Fed & market manipulators cannot defeat every single crypto $ZRX $MKR $OMG $FIL $XTZ

#bitcoin $eth $btc $zrx #stonks "The long-awaited rotation into value stocks" 🤣

If you'll be tempted to sell your bitcoin after a 10% decline, please just sell now, go fuck yourself, and then go back to ordering your doordash tacobell. #bitcoin $btc $eth

The 55 wall just went down! 😳 #bitcoin > $55k

Thanks doubly to the weed pumpers who bought and sold quickly and will add to our nation's tax base $tlry $potx $grwg $ycbd $apha while also accidentally supporting my long positions in $intu $hrb given the extra tax services you noobs will need to pay for

Everyone buy Doge at halftime. #dogecoin #bitcoin #Spacex $Doge $dkng #wallstreetbets #superbowl #nfl