Fuck twitter. This garbage heap is dead. Find me at https://xitter.cf/t.co/d2IXx15Tbc. Bye bitches. He/Him

Falls Church, VA
Joined February 2009
Replying to @DaveSFoley
I’m geeking out by the way because you’re one of my favorite people and a comedy legend who I’ve admired for a long time. I hope that doesn’t make this awkward. I just need more evidence to believe this is anything other than something simply explainable by earthly phenomena.
Replying to @FairfaxCountyPD
@FairfaxCountyPD We have video and photos of a package thief in Madison Place off Colombia Pike in Falls Church, Fairfax County Va. It’s clear that the subject is walking the neighborhood looking for something and then near the end you see them grab something in the distance.
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Is there any point in reaching out to you guys or does this kind of thing never get solved?
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The majority of the nation…
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Just to let you know, I’m pretty sure Elon has added algorithms to deprioritize content from democratic accounts. How am I getting only 62 views on my comment in the time that has passed while other replies from blue check marks have thousands of views? Doesn’t make sense.
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Replying to @JackPosobiec
"We did this..."
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Replying to @CollinRugg
You mean the Gym Jordan who failed to blow the whistle on wrestlers being sexually assaulted at OSU? Yeah, he seems like a "reliable source." 🤡
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Nando Lopez retweeted
Replying to @JoJoFromJerz
It’s wonderfully diverse group. Every shade of white. A monotone rainbow.
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It’s really sad when your giant Tapatío bottle is finally empty and ready for recycling.
Nando Lopez retweeted
Ok Russian bot named Name84368952268, sure
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.@AOC mocking @elonmusk for getting his feelings hurt by her calling him out for his idiotic twitter takeover is fucking hilarious.
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The top two Democratic-run states (CA and NY) used independent or court-drawn maps, while the top GOP-run states (FL and TX) used partisan maps gerrymandered by the GOP. Plus,Ohio used a GOP map ruled unconstitutional. If it wasn’t for this, Democrats would hold the House easily.
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