We make delicious MoonPies for everyone to enjoy even you

Chattanooga, TN
Joined November 2009
I interviewed for this job chugging a cup of ice cold milk and licking on a MoonPie between questions and just look where it got me
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Please remember to not look directly at the sun (it is so ugly)
LIVE: It's eclipse day. Come watch with us. Totality begins in Iceland at 1:45pm ET (1745 UTC) and in Spain at 2:28pm ET (1828 UTC). xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1jGXgBgnN…
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You can’t be the first person to walk on the moon but you can be the first one to catch a big ole largemouth bass with a MoonPie
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Looks delicious but idk if I’m gonna be allowed to sell it in the south
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Imagine a big ole bald eagle is clutching a MoonPie in one talon and you in the other one and you’re flying over a mountain and there’s fireworks and you’re just kinda nibbling on that MoonPie while America happens all around you imagine that
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If you don’t eat these while you watch soccer we will lose
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.@NASAArtemis please tell me their favorite flavors immediately
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Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-multimed…
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Enough about Earth I wanna see that MOON
That's us! 🌍 The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."
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Please tell the moon how much we love her
Replying to @NASA
Liftoff. The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon. Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.
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In response to current candy related events
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Who needs a vacation when there are perfectly good MoonPies right here where you work haha ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵉᶠᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᶜᵗᵒʳʸ ᶦⁿ ʷᵉᵉᵏˢ
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Name him
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BREAKING: my boss still thinks people care about pi day and wants me to tweet about it so please like this and keep scrolling
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The sun works 24/7 and still nobody likes it The moon shows up part time and everyone loses their mind Be the moon :)
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I’m gonna tell Santa all the naughty stuff you did unless you go buy these
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I love my job
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A dream of mine is to go to the moon (For obvious reasons) ((Also I have credit card debt here))
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