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Registered patent attorney, biochemist, football guy (but I’m a girl). Member, Bill Bennett Coaching Tree. #Family 🇯🇵

Joined October 2008
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Well, the good news for Lane Kiffin is that starting next year he can get in with 4 losses.
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What was Einstein’s definition of insanity, again? Something about doing the same thing and getting the same result?… 🤔
LSU is 6-4 after 10 games for the 3rd year in a row. The school really paid $145 million (Kelly's $54M buyout + Kiffin's $91M contract) for literally the exact same results.
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Well Done
For the second straight year Lane Kiffin has chosen not to coach his team in the College Football Playoff
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Post-“FAA screwed up Week 11” Grid for the day:
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Whoever is running the Emirates account is winning the social media thunderdome that is 2026:
Was it something we said? 😳
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This week was basically what they told us Y2K was gonna be.
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This is truly unbelievable in the year of our Lord 2026. *Everybody* else figured it TF out, except for Ole Miss. Well done, Rebs.
Oklahoma and Ole Miss really have to play this game on Sunday
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I’m pretty confused as to how every other team found a way to deal with flight issues and make sure they can find a way to play on Saturday but Ole Miss Idk what’s going on but from the outside as an observer, it’s fairly pathetic and a bad look when EVERYONE ELSE figured it out
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Sports teams getting to their games this weekend
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GODDAMMIT JENSEN
BREAKING: SpaceX’s massive Starship booster erupts in a fiery explosion after an attempted landing catch is aborted during a test flight at Starbase, Texas. While Starship successfully launched, the booster failed to return for its planned tower catch, instead descending into the water.
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What if we had small regional conferences that didn’t require everyone flying across the country each week? 🤔
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FAA GROUND STOP/COLLEGE FOOTBALL TRACKER Decided to create a log of all Week 11 travel teams, updates are automated every 15 minutes through Midnight docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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Now THIS is an old take that is having its moment:
I’ve been waiting for this moment
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This is ONLY ****** November.
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Look at Illinois, tryin’ to fuck around and make this game interesting.
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I feel like 2026 is pretty much a new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”.
Microsoft down. Workday down. FAA grounded all planes. Amtrak halted nationwide. 911 out across parts of the country. National Weather Service having issues. What is going on?
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