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The world is messy for the Messing Member

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined March 2009
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So if I was a TV network in structural decline with an overpaid host of a show that doesn't rate like it used to and he came to me and said "I'm getting a bit tired of 3am starts, wouldn't mind having a go at this Podcast Caper"
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....I'd probably come up with a mutually beneficial plan for him to exit whilst generating maximum publicity by plugging into the trendy "anti-woke" trigger point to smooth his transition from the absolute centre of "main stream media" to a victim.
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Now free whine about the "Lame stream media" and emerge as Temu Rogan, 9 can cut cost whilst also generating a bit of interest. I'm not into conspiracy theories, but also know that there are at least a few smarter people than me working at Channel 9, may have occurred to them.
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Man, every single person involved in this recording did everything absolutely right, perfection.
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Live look at America becoming great again.
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If you can't clearly articulate why this started, how do you tell people how it's ending? Sen. Sheehy: How do you not clearly articulate how it started in 1983, 1989, 1980? I don't remember any Republican say we should vote for Donald Trump because he's going to go to war with Iran for those reasons. I mean, the president actually ran on not going to war with Iran.
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Teenage autograph hunter Logan says John McEnroe was the rudest of more than 100 celebrities he has encountered, revealing he burst into tears after an ugly confrontation with the tennis legend at Melbourne Airport — and now he wants him to say sorry. > bit.ly/4to7r62
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Do you hear yourself?? Your federal agents shot a man ten times and you’re complaining about their fucking lunch being interrupted?? What the fuck is wrong with you??
When I was in Minneapolis, I heard a number of crazy stories. But near the top of the list: A couple of off duty ICE and CBP officers were going to dinner in Minneapolis. They were doxed and their location revealed, and the restaurant was then mobbed. The officers were locked in the restaurant, and local police refused to respond to their pleas for help (as they've been directed by local authorities). Eventually, their fellow federal agents came to their aid. This is just a taste of what's happening in Minneapolis because state and local officials refuse to cooperate with immigration enforcement. They have created the chaos so they can have moments like yesterday, where someone tragically dies and politicians get to grandstand about the evils of enforcing the border. The solution is staring everyone in the face. I hope authorities in Minneapolis stop this madness.
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Meanwhile over on LinkedIn, the circle jerk continues and it's radacalisiing me in to making comments like a mild mannered @kels_316
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BREAKING: Newly leaked footage shows the video of Bruce Springsteen’s performance that sent Donald Trump spiraling. This is amazing.
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It’s inconceivable now that the Prime Minister would go on national radio, take calls from random Australians & call them racist when they had racist opinions.
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An All Aesthetic Australian XI Archie Jackson Victor Trumper Greg Chappell Mark Waugh @damienmartyn Keith Miller Richie Benaud Ray Lindwall Don Tallon Dennis Lillee Jeff Thomson 12th man Paul Sheahan
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On the @Telstra ad where the bus breaks down on the way to the final, old girl would’ve had to drive past the broken down bus with the ring in players to get to the ground. Why didn’t she just pick the original players up? One of life’s mysteries….
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Can’t see the words ‘Russell Brand’ without posting this @bea_ker 🙏
Russell Brand is a case study in how knowing how to write words is different to understanding their meaning.
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Yes. Trump is gay. Stormy Daniels is a false flag operation
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Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.
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Thank you, Tucker Carlson, for giving Jon Stewart this masterclass in journalism.
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"They are the worst corporate citizens in this country." 👀 Nationals leader David Littleproud has not held back on his criticism of Coles and Woolworths amid claims of price gouging. Get the full story here 👉 nine.social/vht
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The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."
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