Avengers today, Mayweather fight tonight and its free comic book day... I'm about to pass out

The winter olympics should be called "sportsmadeupforwhitepeopletowinmedalsin"

Saw Avatar this past Thursday,the big blue chick would get the biz... tail and all.

"Yo bitch chose me" I love that line.

I went into forever 21 to get something for my girl... damn that place for making me want to test my lame holla game.

@fwmj I thought I was the only person who noticed thr purple haze, all my lil girls dolls wear purple also like its the prince collection.

Ain't doing shit for nye and that's cool with me.

I wanna see Avatar but it looks like a sexy version of Fern Gully.

If you have a pimp

#wecantdate if you have a penis and that also goes for strap ons.

@fwmj thanks for still having faith that cats beyond 30 can still spit. We owe you big time for all the hook ups.

#nevertrust a big butt and a smile

New Moon is the new gay.

Note to Terrance Howard: ascots are either for the host of Masterpiece Theater or camp Lo.

soul train still got an award show?

I cant belive I'm arguing w my girfriend that Lady Gaga isn't talented.... I think ima break up w her.

Eyeza a playuh eyezah nevu hafta trick.

Texas weather is like rap music... its cool for a minute buit as soon as u turn around its blowing the same ole hot air.

Somehow I must become a 30 year old rapper that actually raps.